Let me tell you somethin, before I bought this game i was a short little man. sad and unsure whether or not I had worth. No beard or urge to mine. But then I bought this game and took the dwarf pill. Stopped doing silly elvish things like hygiene and being clean shavin. I started drinking as much as my body could endure and more all because I took the dwarf pill. I have a beard so big that I keep my favorite cats in it. I spend my hours mining underground and drinking. Dwarf fortress revealed the dwarf pill to me and it can do the same to you as well. Dont listen to those elves who say cringe things like how its unhealthy to spend 25hrs a day drinking and mining or how you need to spend more time with loved ones. That is elvish propaganda. So do it, buy the game and take the dwarf pill. Become happy.