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Klaus Schawb
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No information given.Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie.

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Monsterr 21 Jan, 2018 @ 10:20am 
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Globalist 15 Jan, 2018 @ 5:47pm 
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Little creature 11 Jan, 2018 @ 3:26pm 
Lighting loses the race that's how it ends. And race cars need headlights even though the track is always lit.
bonk 22 Sep, 2017 @ 7:06pm 
wot
Old Schooled 18 Aug, 2017 @ 9:17pm 
-rep Toxic premade children, probably some terrible parenting going on in that trailerpark.
" 94 day(s) since last ban " Enough said about how we don't need people like this.
Yoda 5 Jun, 2017 @ 4:39pm 
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