In the grim darkness of 2015 there was only the Kami Krew. Da Kami Krew wasn’t always so bad-ass as it was now. A long time ago in a high school not really that far away tbh, there were students in their last year of High School. They were conveniently all in the same Engrish klass.

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One day in this epic Engrish Class there was a huge war, a rift that threatened not just the Year 12 cohort but the entire universe (of the year 12 cohort). This war was led by a revolutionary man whose name cannot be said. All that can be said is that on the assassin blood bowl of 1817 in the fields next to the brown river; he was both legendary for killing other assassins with a cats claw and his insane skills in League of Legends. This man, let’s call him Rod worshiped the one and the only, the one that is said to be able to cure cancer with his tears (too bad he doesn’t cry) it is also been noted that he doesn’t swim on water, water just wants to be around him. Apparently this one and only person can slay all the Dragons of the mystical realm of skyrim using a shout to powerful; swag was created in the world and thousands of console peasants told their moms to get the camera. This move was so good it was equivalent to like: Nagasaki^2 + Goku’s spirit bomb^67. This shout was also so powerful only Rod could hear it and not be instantly destroyed. Rod preached this magical word unto his disciples: “HOW LO? SO LO!” This shout will be forever forbidden.

Now, Rod and his bro the one and only. Lets call him JAMMA GDZILLA waged war with their forces the valliant and totally baller empire called “The SO LO Empyre” (these guys made the Saints from saints row look like total trash. ) against the eval forces of the “Very Low Empire” led by the Engrish Teacher whose name has forever been erased from records and only remains as a legend. The battle raged for a century within the engirsh class and in the midst of a epic battle the one and only JAMMA GDZILLA faced his mortal enemy the RAD NULL. RAD NULL was a powerful warlock who chanted his ultimate spell: “IF AYTHEISEM IS SO BAD DEN HOW CAM AYTHEISTZILLA HAZNT ATKT TOKYO BUT GDZLLA HAZ?” JAMMA GDZILLA fought hard but succumbed to the magick that has literally been sitting on the internet, harnessing powers for time and all eternity. JAMMA GDZILLA was no more. In the midst of the battle as he saw his master fall to the ground saying: “soz I got died.” In his rage Rod changed costumes and became the LEGENDARY CAT CLAW RODRIGUEZ and rekt the Wickd RAD NULL. This costume change costed so much mana that the legendary cat claw rodriguez was so weak his name can’t be in caps anymore. Rod knew he had to create an elite force to keep the peace he and his master has created as he knew he was going to die from the wounds he sustained from the epic fight. He needed to create a force strong enough to rek the very low empire if it ever comes back to life.

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The Kami Krew was created, a force so strong literally all their members at least had 200+ hours of training in super rigorous realm of de_dust2 where gravity and the physics engine was always on the max difficulty. Rod created the Kami Five-seveN with an attached component to count how many enemies these bad-asses put down. Each kill increased their powerz a hundred fold. The Fac New Kami Krew as they were called were the elite with elite phresh new guns, nothing can beat them. Their secret mission was to always keep the secret of the shout that slain all the dragons in Skyrim (HOW LO SO LO) kept from peasants eyes and ears so they can never be used for evils again.

IN their ranks inclued the legendary warrior known as freed0m, so elite was this dude that the guy had more than one Fac New Five-seveN Kami. Among his legendary arsenal of weapons was Lucy a blade so powerful it had to be weakened by spray painting it with a gay rainbow theme. He was also noted to be the richest most swaggy member of the Kami Krew. Some say that freed0m had more than one legendary rainbow coloured blade but this blade; sister to the blade known as Lucy was lost to a man that was called Gobbo and his army of wannabee year 12 year 11’s. Gobbo's General: Cheezypoofiz was actually an aight dude. He has this catch phrase: it aint eazy bein cheezy. It was pretty swag. But back to the point one legendary rainbow blade was lost.

Another member of the Kami Krew was a dude named Luke #3 but hes a nerd and uninstalled so no one talks about that guy. Apparently, this kid was so dishounurabruu that he he sold his soul to the most tyranous devil the realm of man knows as Steve Jobs. This man can never be redeemed... i mean who sells his rig to get a MAC???

yk was another dude in the ranks of the Kami Krew, although he wasn’t active on the common battlefields the Krew squared off with their rivals in he was doing some work in the dimension where the Kami Krew keeps their powerful generators responsible for powering their arsenal. These generators called ancients were constantly under siege. Kami Krew members were sometimes needed to help with defending ancients but the one who’s always there and you could count on was mr. yk.

Rhyth was also a member of the famed Kami Krew, he is always seen around his m8 5 lyf yk. You can usually find them defending the sacred ancients together in the battlefield although not as dedicated and mr yk is. It is also noted that he is also sometimes called initial D because he has a sik car irl. Overall Rhyth is a kewl dude havn a chill day oh and he also likes girls better than guys, which is like, basically everyone.

Now there is a guy named JC ……. JC also known as the Ddos King is a wizard known for his dirty tricks. He’s good at making opponents slow down with spells that induces time dilation and sometimes when hes pissed off he completely just stun locks people to the point where they instantly vanish from sight. He has been known to sometimes be a r00d d00d and steal people guns such as Luke #3’s famed weapon Glenn before Luke #3 took it back and quit being a member of the Krew. It is also noted that JC has a thing for a mystical gal that has three pet dragons.

Lastly there is one last core member of the Krew, the one who led the group in the beginning, that’s me (nowi) so you can probs find out from reading this that im a bit of retarded writefheg. Yeah, I used to be in the Krew but I went MIA cus why not? I am no longer in the Krew but rather a banished member because freed0m the new leader of the Krew hasn’t invited me back. He actually full makes me Platinum sad. </3
And so ends the origin story of the Fabled Fac New…… Kami Krew.

Side Note: freed0m thinks that Kirisaki, Chitoge is best gril.

HE'S WRONG.

Onodera, Kosaki is best gril. No exceptions.



~ 10 May, 2014

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