Dyrkris
ↁ𝔂𝓻𝙠𝓻𝘪𝓼   United States
 
 
in the bog
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1,337 Hours played
There's nothing bad about these rats!
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Z 21 Apr, 2021 @ 7:51pm 
*Phone ringing*

{Fade-in}

Drifter picks up phone, brief pause, irritated sigh. Begins reading from flashcard.


Drifter

Zavala's sperm bank...you jack it, we pack it. If you're not satisfied with our service we do offer a sixty percent refund and a modest discount on the double pump chump special..How can I help you?
BushDoggo 22 Feb, 2017 @ 3:05am 
WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DON'T I HAVE 400 HOURS IN BAD RATS?