*Phone ringing*

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Drifter picks up phone, brief pause, irritated sigh. Begins reading from flashcard.


Drifter

Zavala's sperm bank...you jack it, we pack it. If you're not satisfied with our service we do offer a sixty percent refund and a modest discount on the double pump chump special..How can I help you?

WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DON'T I HAVE 400 HOURS IN BAD RATS?