It's basically Dark Souls mixed with Pokemon mixed with Final Fantasy mixed with Uncharted. This game is GOTY EVERY YEAR! Even years when it wasn't out! Back in 1776 when our glorious country was founded. Our forefathers had a few ideals in mind for basic rights every U.S.A citizen was entitled to: Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. Obviously, they were referring to Bad Rats. Bad Rats grants life to new born babies. Every time this holy game is opened, a baby is born and his life is amazing because he's part Bad Rats. Bad Rats grants liberty, demonstrating that you MUST rebel against your overlords (the cats) by throwing balls at chainsaws to kill your foes in comical and poorly animated ways. It is a game with many unique metaphors and representations to truly drive the point of Liberty (and freedom) across to all who play it. And as for the pursuit of happiness, I can say that I have never smiled more than when I played this game. Seeing a baby kitten has nothing on the smile this game will create for you. In short, Bad Rats is the holiest of games founded by our forefathers. If you do not play the greatest game ever made, then you are worse than a terrorist and are NOT welcome in our country. Praise 'Murica 12/10. There is no light in the world that compares to the glorious, shining star that is Bad Rats.

It's basically Dark Souls mixed with Pokemon mixed with Final Fantasy mixed with Uncharted. This game is GOTY EVERY YEAR! Even years when it wasn't out! Back in 1776 when our glorious country was founded. Our forefathers had a few ideals in mind for basic rights every U.S.A citizen was entitled to: Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. Obviously, they were referring to Bad Rats. Bad Rats grants life to new born babies. Every time this holy game is opened, a baby is born and his life is amazing because he's part Bad Rats. Bad Rats grants liberty, demonstrating that you MUST rebel against your overlords (the cats) by throwing balls at chainsaws to kill your foes in comical and poorly animated ways. It is a game with many unique metaphors and representations to truly drive the point of Liberty (and freedom) across to all who play it. And as for the pursuit of happiness, I can say that I have never smiled more than when I played this game. Seeing a baby kitten has nothing on the smile this game will create for you. In short, Bad Rats is the holiest of games founded by our forefathers. If you do not play the greatest game ever made, then you are worse than a terrorist and are NOT welcome in our country. Praise 'Murica 12/10. There is no light in the world that compares to the glorious, shining star that is Bad Rats.