This is the first visual novel I’ve ever played, and it is horrible.
The first time I reviewed it I uninstalled and never thought I’d play it again, but through morbid curiosity I decided to pick it up again. Long story short, don’t buy this. Emily doesn’t have balls, and the writing is “so bad it’s good” at best.

For one, this game is incredibly simplistic. You just pick all the most sexual options, and then you win. No alternate routes, no bad endings, just small text variations and a black screen that says “Neutral ending.”

The first 3 girls aren’t actually that bad. Emily, your protagonist randomly woke up packing one day, so now she’s nervous around her coworkers. The first issue I have is this game has a ton of missing art. Characters can pop into the story without any visual representation or even a name, take “Clover’s friend” for example. It’s really jarring that such a simplistic game can just blatantly leave out so much. Most of the sex scenes aren’t even animated, just a picture for action and maybe 2 pictures for the aftermath. When they are animated, it’s incredibly simple and can even stutter when they’re trying to loop. Even something as simple as the expressions are really lazy, they just swap out some preset mouths. And the UI will disappear when changing scenes and when dialogue options appear, so you could be fastforwarding, but accidentally skip too far. Anyway, onto the individual girls/dates:

Rachel is your dominatrix boss. Pretty standard trope, but honestly it’s played well and is probably the most competent campaign in the entire game. Clover wants you to do yoga with her and you find out that she’s actually packing too. There’s some interesting lore about how both of them got their “meat dragons”, but it’s only touched on in this story, and the finale. Cindy’s a party animal and she eventually gets you involved in an orgy with yet another faceless character. Also they get married in their ending.

As if I thought the writing was bad with the main 3 girls, after you date everyone at work, the writing literally falls apart.
Kate’s story has exactly 1 option in the entire campaign. Emily’s at the store to buy new underwear, and Kate, the salesclerk, decides to peer pressure her into trying on an item she didn’t even want in the first place, and then she bugs her in the dressing room. Eventually, Emily straight up rapes her and then immediately leaves. At least their scene was well animated? The next day Kate SOMEHOW finds where Emily works, and only then does she actually express that she was into it.
So you go from 1 dimensional stories to completely contrived nonsense that actually play up how much nonsense it is and they actually think they can get away with it by calling it “hot”. A lot of the time Emily thinks to herself that a “cosmic prank” is being pulled on her, but what’s worse is that the writers are pranking their audience.
With the next two girls it’s literally the same. Linda the bartender’s drink gets you blackout drunk and you just wake up in bed with her. At least it’s not as bad as Lilly’s campaign though. Lilly is Clover’s sister, and a regular where Emily works. There’s multiple continuity errors here. For one, most stories start out as if they all branch out after the introduction, meaning none of them pick up off one another, but this one seems to leech off Clover’s story despite Emily claiming to have not been on a date in years. Despite seeing her name on the menu, she starts out in the story as “Tanned Lady”, which is just strange. The narrative in her campaign also goes all over the place. One minute she’s a coffee snob, the next she’s a Twitch/OnlyFans star. There’s a ton of missing art in this campaign: Emily has this contrived scene where a random nail on an alley wall tears her pants clean off but she looks fine, and then later when she visits for a livestream, Lilly is “already dressed in something skimpy”, but she’s just in her usual outfit. The alley isn’t even that small, like how did this random nail in the brick wall even touch her, let alone fully strip her?
The game only gets lazier during these three campaigns, both Linda and Lilly have typos (need I remind you this is a steam game?) and there’s a lot of zoom-ins on their stock artwork where you would normally have more dynamic shots. Also sometimes Emily’s “shy-play” pops up right before one of the now scarce dialogue options, and it can border on out-of-character when you choose the sexual options, which, as I said earlier, are required for the good ending.

I do have to say that this game isn’t all bad. Emily’s shy nervousness is really cute most of the time, and even if it breaks the narrative in the poorly written stories, I’m kinda into it. There’s something interesting about that juxtaposition. She daydreams and thinks about her labido a lot; at first I thought this could have turned into a gameplay nuance where you have to balance it somehow or just make her really pent up but nah, there’s no depth to this game. The backgrounds are really pretty too, I like that you see most of them in a day and night setting. Even small areas like the alley where Emily rips her pants get their own background. The music is fairly unintrusive. The narrative loop can be quite comfortable, there’s a lot of breaks where Emily goes home and thinks situations over in surprisingly interesting depth. And for as cheap as the art is, the anatomy is on point, like the part where Rachel ties Emily up.

The finale is extremely weird. At first, it pretends as if all the campaigns happened, even though you can unlock it after just 2 of them, and again, all the other ones act as if they chronologically begin on the same night. It’s nice to see more than one other character involved, but they don’t exactly interact with one another, they just wait in line to talk to Emily. Turns out, both Clover and Emily’s new genitals were created as some curse created by Nyx, a cat lady from another world. She gave them packages to collect “mana”, but she’s angry because neither of them went out and got laid; even though Emily’s interactions with everyone prior implies she banged all 6 other girls in the restaurant? WHAT? So as punishment, she gives Emily a second rod and then Nyx bangs her, but she doesn’t do anything with Clover for some reason. After they bang, she gives Emily the ability to remove and regrow (both?) of them at will and then she says something about planetary conquest... right before leaving? Some futa shadow beast spawns and then the story just abruptly ends. On the whole, this game’s “lore” has to be one of the worst parts about it, because it plays it so half-heartedly to the point where, when it is there, it never matters. You can tell this game tried to do some sort of Sonic Adventure type thing where you’re drip-fed major developments in different perspectives, but it’s blatantly unsatisfying, especially when they don’t even conclude it. It’s not like you can even go back through the other stories and play with a meatless Emily either which could have been cool for all the people who were gifted this game as a prank.

All and all, this game sucks, and not the good way. 1/10, prank the hell out of your friends, but don’t buy this if you’re actually into futanari. Even if you’re curious about this kink, you’d have a better time seeing it literally anywhere else.

This is the first visual novel I’ve ever played, and it is horrible. The first time I reviewed it I uninstalled and never thought I’d play it again, but through morbid curiosity I decided to pick it up again. Long story short, don’t buy this. Emily doesn’t have balls, and the writing is “so bad it’s good” at best. For one, this game is incredibly simplistic. You just pick all the most sexual options, and then you win. No alternate routes, no bad endings, just small text variations and a black screen that says “Neutral ending.” The first 3 girls aren’t actually that bad. Emily, your protagonist randomly woke up packing one day, so now she’s nervous around her coworkers. The first issue I have is this game has a ton of missing art. Characters can pop into the story without any visual representation or even a name, take “Clover’s friend” for example. It’s really jarring that such a simplistic game can just blatantly leave out so much. Most of the sex scenes aren’t even animated, just a picture for action and maybe 2 pictures for the aftermath. When they are animated, it’s incredibly simple and can even stutter when they’re trying to loop. Even something as simple as the expressions are really lazy, they just swap out some preset mouths. And the UI will disappear when changing scenes and when dialogue options appear, so you could be fastforwarding, but accidentally skip too far. Anyway, onto the individual girls/dates: Rachel is your dominatrix boss. Pretty standard trope, but honestly it’s played well and is probably the most competent campaign in the entire game. Clover wants you to do yoga with her and you find out that she’s actually packing too. There’s some interesting lore about how both of them got their “meat dragons”, but it’s only touched on in this story, and the finale. Cindy’s a party animal and she eventually gets you involved in an orgy with yet another faceless character. Also they get married in their ending. As if I thought the writing was bad with the main 3 girls, after you date everyone at work, the writing literally falls apart. Kate’s story has exactly 1 option in the entire campaign. Emily’s at the store to buy new underwear, and Kate, the salesclerk, decides to peer pressure her into trying on an item she didn’t even want in the first place, and then she bugs her in the dressing room. Eventually, Emily straight up rapes her and then immediately leaves. At least their scene was well animated? The next day Kate SOMEHOW finds where Emily works, and only then does she actually express that she was into it. So you go from 1 dimensional stories to completely contrived nonsense that actually play up how much nonsense it is and they actually think they can get away with it by calling it “hot”. A lot of the time Emily thinks to herself that a “cosmic prank” is being pulled on her, but what’s worse is that the writers are pranking their audience. With the next two girls it’s literally the same. Linda the bartender’s drink gets you blackout drunk and you just wake up in bed with her. At least it’s not as bad as Lilly’s campaign though. Lilly is Clover’s sister, and a regular where Emily works. There’s multiple continuity errors here. For one, most stories start out as if they all branch out after the introduction, meaning none of them pick up off one another, but this one seems to leech off Clover’s story despite Emily claiming to have not been on a date in years. Despite seeing her name on the menu, she starts out in the story as “Tanned Lady”, which is just strange. The narrative in her campaign also goes all over the place. One minute she’s a coffee snob, the next she’s a Twitch/OnlyFans star. There’s a ton of missing art in this campaign: Emily has this contrived scene where a random nail on an alley wall tears her pants clean off but she looks fine, and then later when she visits for a livestream, Lilly is “already dressed in something skimpy”, but she’s just in her usual outfit. The alley isn’t even that small, like how did this random nail in the brick wall even touch her, let alone fully strip her? The game only gets lazier during these three campaigns, both Linda and Lilly have typos (need I remind you this is a steam game?) and there’s a lot of zoom-ins on their stock artwork where you would normally have more dynamic shots. Also sometimes Emily’s “shy-play” pops up right before one of the now scarce dialogue options, and it can border on out-of-character when you choose the sexual options, which, as I said earlier, are required for the good ending. I do have to say that this game isn’t all bad. Emily’s shy nervousness is really cute most of the time, and even if it breaks the narrative in the poorly written stories, I’m kinda into it. There’s something interesting about that juxtaposition. She daydreams and thinks about her labido a lot; at first I thought this could have turned into a gameplay nuance where you have to balance it somehow or just make her really pent up but nah, there’s no depth to this game. The backgrounds are really pretty too, I like that you see most of them in a day and night setting. Even small areas like the alley where Emily rips her pants get their own background. The music is fairly unintrusive. The narrative loop can be quite comfortable, there’s a lot of breaks where Emily goes home and thinks situations over in surprisingly interesting depth. And for as cheap as the art is, the anatomy is on point, like the part where Rachel ties Emily up. The finale is extremely weird. At first, it pretends as if all the campaigns happened, even though you can unlock it after just 2 of them, and again, all the other ones act as if they chronologically begin on the same night. It’s nice to see more than one other character involved, but they don’t exactly interact with one another, they just wait in line to talk to Emily. Turns out, both Clover and Emily’s new genitals were created as some curse created by Nyx, a cat lady from another world. She gave them packages to collect “mana”, but she’s angry because neither of them went out and got laid; even though Emily’s interactions with everyone prior implies she banged all 6 other girls in the restaurant? WHAT? So as punishment, she gives Emily a second rod and then Nyx bangs her, but she doesn’t do anything with Clover for some reason. After they bang, she gives Emily the ability to remove and regrow (both?) of them at will and then she says something about planetary conquest... right before leaving? Some futa shadow beast spawns and then the story just abruptly ends. On the whole, this game’s “lore” has to be one of the worst parts about it, because it plays it so half-heartedly to the point where, when it is there, it never matters. You can tell this game tried to do some sort of Sonic Adventure type thing where you’re drip-fed major developments in different perspectives, but it’s blatantly unsatisfying, especially when they don’t even conclude it. It’s not like you can even go back through the other stories and play with a meatless Emily either which could have been cool for all the people who were gifted this game as a prank. All and all, this game sucks, and not the good way. 1/10, prank the hell out of your friends, but don’t buy this if you’re actually into futanari. Even if you’re curious about this kink, you’d have a better time seeing it literally anywhere else.