Imagine having sex with chronomancer and right after you ♥♥♥ she uses temporal rift on you to make you do it again and then after that she uses time snap to refresh her cooldowns and uses temporal rift on you again and right before you're about to ♥♥♥ for a third time she uses time freeze on you and edges you like crazy #PathofExile2

jus broke my door off it’s hinges bc paw come home with crazy bread an forgot marinnara sause thats ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting i don’t want dry bread it’s not even wet or have cheese inside i might as well eat ♥♥♥♥ or trash instead he jus pisses me off any more i’m seein red bout to pass out bro

Sigma male schedule (basically me this is my sched) :

> 2:00 am- Wake up > 2:05am - Cold shower > 2:15am - breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall 2:30am - begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup. > 2:45am - edging,4hrs (for disipline) > 6:45am - cold shower > 7:00am - begin sprint to work > 8:00am - arrive at work > 8:05am - get called into boss' office > 8:06am - get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour" > 8:10am - sprint back home > 9:10am - lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal > 9:10am - edging(as punishment) > 3:00pm - bed time

so weird

Oh this? My booty? My bubble butt? My bouncy caked up dump truck? My thick chonky double-wide badonkadonk? My ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jean splitting, thunder clapping, door frame shattering wobble wagon? You mean the mighty celestial planet busting superpower that is my BIG FAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ASS? well what about it?

Hi babe, I couldn't help but notice your bra strap near snapping from the colossal magnitude of your sloppy, giant, curvy, perky, lactosious breaticular boobs. Your fun sized blazing bazinga bazookas, your money making bosomous bing bongs. I bet they must be spewing with milk constantly, much like the velocity of Niagara falls: fast, dangerous, yet sexy and provocative. I can only hope to experience the true weight and glory of your gargantuan, epic, splendiferous milky mommy breasty boobies one day.