I'm an Old Dude that Games' on STEAM.
I'm retired now.
Every day is a Saturday.
If there were anything on TV worth watching I would not play so many Video Games.
I get to use my AARP discount on them.

A younger Gamer once said
"Hey dead meat could you please quit dying."
The name just kinda' stuck.

He was "GOODFOOD" in BF4.
I said ...
Anybody that kills me is a Cheater,
Anybody I kill is a crumby Cheater.
He was an ADMIN at BF4DB.
We was a Cheater, that distributed Cheat Suites.
A Fox guarding the Hen House.
I Ratted him out, and he banned me.

So now I don't like Cheaters.
I won't play with them if I can help it.
They have very small Pee Pee's.
That's why they do it.

In GTA5 the NPC say ...
"YOUR DEAD MEAT"
It's like they know me.
Maybe that's why I can't quit playing it.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.