Woman 1: What are you guys playing?

Dude 1: I’m supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

Dude 2: Is it TheLegend27?!

Dude 1: Yeah, TheLegend27.

Woman 1: Who is the legend 27?

Dude 2: Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever. Born from fire.

Woman 2: I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.

Dude 2: I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.

Dude 1: But the worst part is, just when you think you’re safe, just when you think you might escape… WHAM!!! Just like that!

*collective gasps*
*iPhone Notification*

Dude 1: What? No, no no no, no no no!

*iPhone Notification*

Dude 2: That’s impossible!

Woman 2: “TheLegend27” has captured my hero!

Dude 2: Mine too!

Woman 1: Aw you guys, I’m sure it’s not that bad.

Dude 1: You have no idea what just happened.

Woman 1: I might have some idea.

*Woman 1 turns away from the group and powers her device’s screen, revealing a mobile game, the intro screen states: "Welcome back, TheLegend27!"