Recent reviews by certee

I feel like I'm going to throw up

Graphics - Amazing, Story - Meh, Gameplay - Standard, Upgrade System - Lackluster, Ending - Unfulfilled, Adult content - Meh

I feel trapped watching the storyline unfold sometimes and almost fall asleep while characters act depressed or ultra serious.

Bugs are tolerable. I understand common game bugs like assets/models not loading correctly but some make me wonder how they were not caught, like UI elements not going away (like button prompts) or dialog boxes over their head not going away (seeing '...?' from a mile away)

Minimap feels like they dropped the witcher straight into the game. The pathing is weird sometimes and the minimap does not expand out when you are going fast. I can't go fast when I am travelling to a quest because I have to constantly watch the minimap for a turn and react in under a second before I pass it.

I wanted 3rd person so I could character more often.

Besides my character's boobs, I only saw one topless holographic dancer and one prostitute titties. I did not see any vaginas or ♥♥♥♥♥ outside of the character select screen. I wanted to do one of the romance options but I completed the game before I could do that. The 3d camera during the sex scenes can't be used either. I's just one big tease.

fun enough to be memorable

Fun. Game engine is fantastic. Only complaint is zombies can feel like bullet sponges and breakable knives, but to get far in the game you need to start avoiding zombies rather than killing them all.

If you giggle to yourself while completing the kids games on the back of a placemat, then this game is for you. It's a game engine that looks like it was built in flash 20 years ago.

It is a fun rogue-like dungeon descent game. There are a good selection of spells and abilities you will learn about along the way. You can die in an instant if you are moving too fast or dont stay at range. It gives me the 'just one more' kind of gameplay where you always feel like you can do better or stretch your knowledge a little further.

It's ok. Found a glitch where you could fall through some of the elevator shafts if you ran out quickly before the door closed. Too short.

Combat is clunky and is a chore. I wanted to run by enemies rather than face them. It gives you little feedback, and you can click wildly but the enemy will slowly chop at you and you wont even do anything.

It's a shame because after the cool cutscenes, I was willing to overlook the graphics because it looks like a lot of love went into it. I wish they wouldve had a combat system similar to Batman's Arkham series.

I played Witcher 3 for a few hours, then with the recent show I wanted to go through and check out the lore and follow along with the characterse, but unfortuantly I am skipping this one and trying Witcher 2, then revisiting 3.

This subverted my expectations as much as The Last Jedi.

It's not a game but really an experience. As a game dev myself I was surprised at the purposeful ugliness and the choices the game dev made. It is open to interpretation. I enjoyed trying to find the pieces, thinking about the purposes of the piece, and why the game dev included it in the game.

You will probably enjoy this if you are drunk or high or very pretentious.

A weird explanation of the choice of camera and controls: you can see where you want to go but once you start to go in that direction, you have the walk into the unknown while under the scrutiny of society and social media. You can either be a cool collected socialite or an Alex Jones propaganga machine but you have to explore and find the answers for yourself, even though the path is clear but maybe your entire purpose is not.

Then you have to eat a cup of ♥♥♥♥♥, I guess?

Not a very good experience if you wanted a general fps game.