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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 530.8 hrs on record (11.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 Sep, 2018 @ 3:28am
Updated: 21 Nov, 2018 @ 3:28pm

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Addictive like heroin
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☑ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitare Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☑ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding


---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ There is no „price“
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Assassin‘s Creed: Unity
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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4 Comments
76561199767142074 5 Sep @ 5:15am 
Your review is lit! 🔥 It's like reading a mini novel, so much detail and passion. You're a pro at this, seriously!
AidanMan217 1 Oct, 2018 @ 10:02pm 
"just dont"?
RagingRumskullian 17 Sep, 2018 @ 3:49pm 
I disagree on a few of the fields. Here are my opinions:
Graphics: You forget what reality is
Gameplay: Good
PC Requirements: Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

That's just my opinion. All the other stuff is very true.
SPIKEY CAT 12 Sep, 2018 @ 10:52am 
why is "gameplay" marked as "just dont"?