all this designer got me drip drip, straight up out the- whoo. wow. this is just.. that part.

ay bruh you got a phonecall

(daffy duck voice) democrathy dieth in darkneth

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I love my boyfriend

Sometimes when I poop, I use the shaping attachment from my old Play Doh fun set. I place it on my anus, and make poops in different shapes. There’s nothing strange about that at all. I’m an American, living in America, and if I want to have poops shaped like stars, I have every right to. The founding fathers would have wanted it that way.