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-- Elvis Costello
🙄
The best things in life go on sale sooner or later.
🤒
Don't get mad, get even.
-- Joseph P. Kennedy
Don't get even, get jewelry.
-- Anonymous
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"Right now I feel that I've got my feet on the ground as far as my head
is concerned."
-- Baseball pitcher Bo Belinsky
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Randal can write one-liners again. Everyone is happy, and peace spreads
over the whole Earth.
-- Larry Wall in <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org>
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When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping.
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"Dock-a-loodle-fod!"
-- Dyslexic roosters are a sad sight
(Terry Pratchett, Reaper Man)
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I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
😲
Bitca: "It's not as good as last year."
Kaylee: "Oh, really? What'd they have last year?"
Bitca: "Standards."
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