THE CHANT:
Dwight is Right , Dwight is the Light, Fight for Dwight !

THE RALLY CALL:
Tonight I, an Avid Dwight , invite all believers of the Dwight cause to rise and Fight !
Actions of harming a Dwight are not to be tolerated!
We must Smite all non believers and we will delight as we make it Right !

THE PRAYER:
Our Pizza Boy, Who art in closet
Dwight be Thy Name;
Thy trapper come,
Thy camping be done,
on hooks as it is in basement.
Give us this day our daily ritual,
and forgive us our exploits,
as we forgive those who exploit against us;
and lead us not onto hooks,
but deliver us to exit gates. Amen.