"Let's get this toaster hot n' ready!" -LambSh4nk
"THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ENGINEER WAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OUR WHOLE TEAM!" -Jae
"That ♥♥♥♥♥ was going ham." -Jae
"That was actually pretty cool. I trickstabbed this guy while picking my nose." -LambSh4nk
"...and then I duplicated it 5000 times." -Morroq
"Next thing you know, the Mexicans will evolve to climb Trump's wall." -Morroq
"How does he hit those shots??" {LINK REMOVED}-twitch.tv/smitleyjd
"herro nothing personal, but theres some weird stuff in this demo ive taken and im gonna pass this ban" -[Head Admin] sam
"Freelance bad man. ... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autocorrect;Feels bad man." -LambSh4nk
"get the ♥♥♥♥ up u lazy ♥♥♥♥ cat" -LambSh4nk
"This is why I don't help people." -MJ
"This is as far as I go. I can only go down from here." -MJ (she's short)
"If you put a suit on a monkey, it's still going to look like a monkey..." -MJ
"Biological phycology at seven in the morning;LET'S GO!" -MJ
"LETTERS!!" -MJ
"Normal sized males seem short to me." -MJ
"Yeah he's a monster. He raped little babies." -LambSh4nk
"Damn, I wish I could play on this resolution. It would make my nipples hard.." -LambSh4nk
"woah. it like im high on crack" -CraZy
"my cog died tommorow" -shlebygaming
"Isaiah... Im ready to become a cam girl." -LambSh4nk
"xd, so you can smoke weed in the after-life." -LambSh4nk
"can you teach me how to use reddit?" -LambSh4nk
"I hope I get taken in by some nice white family, cause then they can buy me a new computer." -LambSh4nk
"...I don't know how long a minute is." -Lizzie
"I don't like people, even if they're dead." -Lizzie
"The numbers 14 and 42 are the same colour, but 42 is shinier." -Lizzie
"Why do you treat me like your autistic little brother?" -LambSh4nk
"Every shingle costs like 10 fps." -LambSh4nk
"Your mom is from sword art online." -Jamal
"ur names keep gettng gayer and gayer" -LambSh4nk
"I like to scare my friends. They all think Im an innocent little butterfly, and then I like to scare them... with memes." -Lizzie
"Why are you- nuhhhehhhh..." -MOO?
"Charles Dickens, back in 1994..." -Crazy
"Yo Im about to punch my mom in the ♥♥♥♥." -Box
"None of my friends like cats, that's why they aren't my friends anymore." -Lizzie
"God has been AFK for too long. God has been kicked from the server." -Morroq
"Being in the PG discord is like being in a fat women's book club." -Don't Worry About It
"AD means.... after dinosaurs?" -TheorecticalSpy
"Is there a way to turn off your teammates?" -LambSh4nk
"Honesty is not as fun as lying to everyone you know and love." -Lizzie
"I knew it was one of those things like Game of Thrones, or Legend of Zelda.." -Lizzie
"when you headshot me like that.. that. is. ♥♥♥♥♥♥. up." -GirlDino
"I have orange chicken in my nose.. it hurts." -Morroq
"The titles sound so similar.. but they are so different." -Abigail
"Dude this neo guy is a cuck" -Jatosion <3
"white supremisit skinny body..." -LambSh4nk
"why wait when you can just kill yourself?" -TheoreticalSpy
"Have you ever wanted to do that? Cause someone bodily harm... because it's fun?" -Lizzie
"Im not a band bender." -Lizzie
"It made sense; stop quoting me." -Lizzie
"xd my penis falls off around the gays" -LambSh4nk
"wtf was that shot WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WAS THAT SCOUT SHOT" -LambSh4nk
"touche ♥♥♥♥ boy mc duck boy" -Crazy
"can't milk a cow for ten years, that's why they did it for 9/11." -TheoreticalSpy
"15 hours? That's like.. 5 minutes." -Lilia
"I'll only get aids if I have aids." -Morroq
"I have a bus, I don't need a big ♥♥♥♥." -Morroq
"You can burp on water." -Lizzie
"There is living, and then there is surviving." -Morroq
"We are firesemen." -Lilia
"Don't make him scream again.. it reminds me too much of Christian School." -Abby
"Who needs butt plugs when you have a knife?" -Abby
"Oh I forgot about that. I've been eating too much energy." -Morroq
"Who needs drugs when you have a concussion?" -Abby
"I feel like a chiwawa. A chiwawa with a car." -Morroq
"One Direction turned me into a homosexual." -Abby
"An ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is just a ♥♥♥♥ penis." -Abby
"It's a kinky marshmallow with headlights." -Morroq
"9/11 was nothing compared to Auschwitz." -Morroq
"Vaginas never listen." -Abby
"Cars are just land boats." -Morroq
"The wise ♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Timbuktu" -Morroq
"Neither, it's a bladder." -Morroq
"Uninstall your oxygen supply." -Jinx
"Isaiah.. hold my baggette." -Morroq
"Why waste gas when you can use science?!" -Morroq
"I'm not scared, I'm curvy." -Abby
"What do you have.. hypno-boobs??" -Fyodor
"Wait, are humans considered a solid or a liquid?" -Morroq
"You're a semi and I'm a smart car." -MJ
"Oh my God, this Coke is orgasmic." -MJ
"We don't want to ban all bike locks. We just want to ban the special military-style "assault" locks with extended clips and a shoulder thing that goes up." -Alp Tigin
"Do you want the spicy S U C C?" -Abby
"Who the ♥♥♥♥ is Chrysler? Oh I guess he means the car.." -Danny
"I thought they were talking about some woodland sprite." -Abby
"And that my friend, is why my butt looks like an oompa loompa." -Abby
"I mean, have you ever tried to clean a hairy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?" -Morroq
"Go back to the land of pineapple pizza." -Morroq
"I am going to fill that entire wall with borks." -Abby
"Everytime you say it, we kill the cat." -Abby
"Insert your penis into my thigh." -Abby
"I'm gonna DDOS your mom's pacemaker." -Gabriel
"How many carrots are in baby tomato?" -Abby
"One of the girls in that ♥♥♥♥ has a Swiss Army Penis." -LambSh4nk
"badabing, I hate your very existence" -Somniad
"When you have to convert to Non-♥♥♥♥♥♥ Units." -Morroq
"I'll punch you straight through the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." -Abby
"I'm a fake news slut, ♥♥♥♥♥!" -James
"I consider all animals canabalisms." -Abby
"Stone cold flaccid; try me ♥♥♥♥♥!" -Abby
"This is so poetic; also I peed myself a little bit." -Abby
"I think I'm allergic to that sound." -Morroq
"I need to start beat-boxing." -MJ
"It's a shame you don't quote yourself." -Abby
"What's with people and cancer?" -Morroq
"Oh yes Rihanna, ♥♥♥♥ me up." -Abby
"You are a three and a half foot banana peel." -Abby
"Man, I don't know who is dead and who isn't dead." -Abby
"Ha! Your mom is a piece of software." -Abby
"God Isaiah I hate you and your stupid penis." -Abby
"🎵 My boyfriend's fat doinker is stupid. 🎵" -Abby
"I don't have a boyfriend; I have a manfriend." -Abby
"Oh my God is that a reflection! Oh no! It's a computer, I'm scared.." -Bronson
... so from now on your ♥♥♥♥ has to be called Aushwitz." -Abby
"He's cute though, even though he's dead." -Abby
"Traps are not gay, they just have a very feminine penis." -Crazy
"Ooooh, look at me, I'm Badabing. I'm really skillful and it's annoyingly impressive." -CoolestCorpseOnTheBlock
"Mmmmmmm... Let me eat your nipples." -Abby
"Is my bird a terrorist?" -Markiplier
"Butane smells like assetry." -Abby
"That was no velociraptor, that was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brontosaurus." -Morroq
"Wait.. fish is not flowers." -Morroq
"THIS LETTUCE IS USELESS!!!" -Abby
"Nnnnoooo..? I'm a cow." -Abby
"I wouldn't ♥♥♥♥ these pillows if I were you." -Morroq
"Detective, we know your wife was gay. You have to get over it, let it go. Push the button and destroy the world." -Morroq
"We bought 240 pounds of wild blueberries." -Ram
"I guess someone DDOS'd the DMV..." -Morroq
"All these Americans jizzing over everything." -Morroq
"Elon Musk be stopped :D" -Abby
"I sprained my spleen." -Brie
"Yeah she's being like the absolute pinnacle of ♥♥♥♥♥ today" -Abby
"The disabled are God's memes." -Abby
"If you were a furry you would be a cricket, because you're loud and I want to step on you" -Abby
"That's how tempature works, you get cold." -Frosty
"That kinda looks like LoserFruit's nose." -Abby
"Hitler was an r/niceguy." -Abby
"I need to floss my eyes after this ♥♥♥♥." -LambSh4nk
"My butthole is tired; it had a long day." -Abby
"You don't want this gum, it's cheese flavored." -Abby
"damn mondays chill out" -*DEAD* Egg