Recent reviews by noel

Truly one of the games of all time.

this game is big poggers it allows me to get my ♥♥♥♥ out and show how much bigger it is than Matthew "Razu" Rayners is. 10/10 would play many hours again just got humiliate matts tiny tiny weeny. #♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

When I talk about having fun in online games, I don't have to go much further than PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds. I literally cannot think of anything more fun then getting shot in a car by a random fella in the woods who I cannot see because all my settings are on low and my res is reduced because the game is so poorly optimised that my game is forced to run at 23 frames per second. Oh wait whats this? Player Unknown has decided its time for my game to have rain in it, oh wait, my pc has crashed because the rain in this game literally acts as if its been asked to render crisis 3 seventeen different times. ♥♥♥♥ game ♥♥♥♥ developer ♥♥♥♥ women ♥♥♥♥ men

10/10 would suck my dads ween again

mad ting

is good