My name is alexo
I have much depresso
I'm proven an accident
As my KD is bent
When you witness my plays
And watch me whiff all my sprays
You think to yourself why
I even try
Only with the AUG I get kills
And even then you'll pop pills
When you get a great thrill
From watching a silver get drilled
My carry is chinese
He never shoots the knees
Only ever hits the head
Meanwhile i cant hit BOT Fred
Then you see my AWP skills
But see a distinct lack of kills
The reason for this hits me right in the feels
That I'm to ♥♥♥♥ to have any highlight reels
I do however make a great decoy
Leaving you plenty of frags, which you'll enjoy
But if you fail to get the frag
Like my Chinese carry never had
Im sorry to say, but the round
Is going straight into the ground
You may be asking
Why this poem i'm writing?
And the answer ill have you hear
Is because there's nothing better i can make appear
I hope these rhymes made your day
As for me its a reminder as to why i should not play