Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I actually copy and pasted it to notepad, saved it on my hard drive, backed it up to the cloud drive, drove to the bank, put the hard drive in a safe deposit box and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like - not like the stories your generation tells.