durabolinson o bombeiro mais rápido da badlands

Durabolinson era um bombeiro famoso por salvar vidas e, nas horas vagas, jogar Team Fortress 2 como Pyro. Ele dizia: "No trabalho eu apago fogo, no jogo eu espalho!" Inspirado, entrou na liga da FBTF com um time chamado "Mangueirinha Flamejante".

Começou na categoria aberta, mas ninguém esperava que ele fosse tão bom. Em uma partida decisiva, acertou dois airshots seguidos no Medic e no Demoman adversários, deixando os narradores boquiabertos. Logo, ele e seu time dominaram a liga e subiram para a divisão Elite.

Na final, enquanto jogava, o alarme da estação de bombeiros tocou. Ele pausou, apagou um incêndio real e voltou a tempo de virar o jogo com um reflect rocket no Soldier inimigo, garantindo a vitória.

Durabolinson virou lenda, sendo reconhecido como o único jogador da história a vencer partidas enquanto apagava incêndios na vida real. Seu lema: "Fogo controlado, ponto capturado."

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize.

What we came across in Electrical that day was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw in chat were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never reported the body. I should have put the megaphone down and done my tasks.

There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the lobby. I want to apologize to Innersloth. I want to apologize to Blue and his family.

For the players who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.

+rep gg bro

+rep surgical precision˘⌣˘

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