Foi comer grama pela raiz
Foi esticar as canelas
Deu o peido mestre
Trancou o curso
Foi de brancos e nulos
Fez o L
Foi de americanas
Foi de Pedrinho matador
Foi de arrasta pra cima
Mineirou pra baixo no Minecraft
Voltou pra play store

Eu fico me contorcendo todas as noites antes de dormir pelo fato de que nunca serei atacado por uma mulher meio-inseto que mataria minha família e manteria preso me alimentando com banquetes e, antes de dormimos abraçados em meio aos ossos dos meus parentes...

The Boomerang Nebula, located roughly 5,000 light-years away from our solar system, has a temperature of 1 Kelvin (-272 °C or -460 °F) making it the coldest natural place in the universe humanity has discovered. First found in 1995 by astronomers in Chile, we have since learned quite a bit about it. The Boomerang Nebula is a young planetary nebula which has reached such cold temperatures due to its unusually rapid expansion. However, recently, modern online enthusiasts have raised one question science has yet been unable to answer: is it sus?

The profound similarities between the Boomerang Nebula and the characters from the hit game Among Us have led many to believe that the Boomerang Nebula is, in fact, awfully sus, but science has yet to confirm, deny, or even respond to these questions.

Follow for more updates on this developing story.

Why do virgins say "Happy New Year"?!
Seriously, these nerds actually enjoy AND celebrate the passing of time?! Like, can't they just shut their mouth and enjoy every single moment with their Significant Other? O wait they can't because they have no SO because they're VIRGINS!!! I'm out here enjoying the final moments of the '10 decade with my Loli Anime Body pillow while these nerds are blowing horns, watching fireworks, and shouting "Happy New Year" thus revealing their true Satanic figures. Instead of shouting, why don't they just shut their mouth by kissing their SO in the lips or blowing their SO off, o wait they can't becuz they're VIRGINS!!! Anyways, Happy New Year!

! ! ! ATTENTION 2003 KIDS ! ! ! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SUCH👅💦O_O PERIODS ☹🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔☹ MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)

In japan we don't say 'I love you' we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚