Ryan™ (looking for kittens)
Ryan Bartholomew, Protector of Kittens, PhD.
 
 
:FurryHandcuffs: WORLD'S BEST Sex Girlfriend Simulator Player :FurryHandcuffs:
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5,507 Hours played
Firstly I just want to thank the developers of this game for changing my life. Before I came across this great game, I was single, depressed, lonely and felt my life had no purpose. After playing, I realized the full potential my life had - seeing boobs, ass and plenty of vagina. At my old age of 24 (haha) I have finally seen a fully naked woman thanks to this game. Honestly, I was astonished. I never thought a human being could be so beautiful. Thank you developers - i have found my purpose in life. I have seized the opportunity to view what a real woman looks like. I cannot comprehend into a language understood by humans how that feels. I am forever grateful. - Love oola, a single 24 year old lost soul. Now for the review:

The graphics are beyond anything I've ever seen from a sex game (I've played quite a lot). The boobs are simply the best, better than all the rest, and their jiggles always give me a warm, fuzzy feeling inside. They are big and juicy, and i always find myself licking the screen in hopes they pop out my monitor (haha). The asses are also impeccable. Nice and plum, plenty o' fun is what i say (haha). You just need to see them in action for yourself, you'll be impressed, even if you're lucky enough to see them in real life [unlike me but I'm still young at 24, mommy says ill see some soon. In fact, she guaranteed it ;)]

IT'S A BALLSING FREE PERFECT SEX GAME. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. FREE! I'D HAPPILY PAY $60 FOR THIS. DEVELOPERS PLS CONTACT ME SO I CAN GIVE YOU AN AMICABLE DONATION. YOU NEED MONEY TO FUND FUTURE EPISODE.

The plot is interesting. I don't know much about the plot due to excessive masturbation - just play the bloody game ya self. It's well worth it. But you will mostly play this game for the sex, boobs and seeing a real naked woman ;) (haha)

This game is just perfect. Perfect girls. Perfect bodies. Perfect Sex. I just wish these girls existed in real life. If you resemble any of these girls and you're reading this, please message me. I am a handsome young man (24) looking for love. Please. I beg you. :(
*messages oola* *oola happy* *good kitten [smiles at kitten]*
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Ryan™ (looking for kittens) 25 May @ 12:08pm 
Comments disabled by support 25/05/2024 🤡:steamfacepalm:
boogers 25 May @ 8:27am 
-rep my Steam contact has sorted this criminal out. Thanks for all the reports.
Memento Mori 25 May @ 4:03am 
I bet you like pinis in you
hoolywood // 1 day holiday 25 May @ 3:12am 
-rep report and ban
Revoluxz 24 May @ 4:27pm 
-REP putting people at risk for what? your own ego?
xedo 24 May @ 11:43am 
-rep should've been aborted. seriously