Recent reviews by Pierce Dalton

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This game can be summarized in three words: racing for masochists. Possibly the hardest racing game ever, it's like driving on a narrow road covered with soap and the smallest mistake can ruin everything. It must be a lot more fun with a wheel but it is playable with a (decent) controller. Pretty much unplayable with keyboard, though, because controlling acceleration is essential in this game, full throttle all the time is madness! The only con of Dirt 2.0 is that your co-pilot only speaks English, despite some other voicelines being recorded in different languages, like the menu ones.

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Not sure which fighting game you should buy? Let me help you:

Mortal Kombat if you're a psychopath
Street Fighter if you're an otaku
Tekken if you're a fan of martial arts movies
Dead Or Alive if you're horny

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Blue Estate is a rail-shooter (you only control your aim, not your movements) and for this reason I wasn't expecting much from it, but this game blown me away! In fact, this might be the best "comedy game" that I've ever played. Despite its simple gameplay mechanics, the game never gets boring thanks to its funny characters and story.

Pro tip: go for headshots only! That'll save you a lot of time (and bullets).

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Some games age like fine wine, but Crazy Taxi isn't one of them. It's cool and fun at first sight, but it gets boring really fast. Even considering its own time, it's crazy to think that GTA III and Crazy Taxi are games from the same generation, because the first is a lot more varied, complex and rich, featuring taxi missions and many other activities. Truth be told, even Driver (PS1) is a better game.

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This is what would happen if Cyberpunk and Contra had a baby. Definitely not worth it at full price, because it's very short, but for $2 this is an amazing game!

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No voice acting, really? That's alright for indie visual novels but a game from SEGA? Talk about being stingy...

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If you liked the base game, don't think twice, get this dlc. Although shorter, I consider it better than the main campaign in many ways.

Teyon, you already made a Terminator and a RoboCop game, Terminator vs RoboCop when?

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It's like a browser game, and a pretty bad, clunky one. I love 2d shooters but DED is a barebones, unremarkable game to say the least.

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No ejaculation. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

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Excellent point and click game with a Silent Hill vibe, the only con is being too short but for a free game that's alright. I'd pay for a longer version with voice acting.