"Would you recommend this game to other players?"

I would threaten, coax, and even pay people off to play this game, and I am confident that they'll admire it just as much as I do, to its very core. The only emotion I feel for this game is complete and unreserved admiration. Therefore, if you are ever unsure about whether you should purchase this game or not, rest assured that it will undoubtedly be one of the best decisions of your life. I give you my word.