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General Overview

-SCOUT

SCOUT IN LORE
This tiny boy is a parkour champion that drinks lots of radioactive energy drinks and that likes to throw baseball balls at the opponents heads. Usually scouts in-game are seen running and jumping around like an enraged monkey and screaming every few seconds the word "BONK!". Wich is just a common collateral effect of the many radioactive energy drinks this character drinks.
ALL TYPES OF SCOUT MAINS BE LIKE:
Usually the people who main this class are enraged salty kids just like the character himself, all think that they are gods at the game even tho most of the times you can literally kill them with a spit. The usual scout player is a raging edgy middle schooler or a depressed emo almost-school shooter. They tend to satify their massive e-penis.

-SOLDIER

SOLDIER IN LORE
This gloriosus american patriot grown up exclusively with teleported bread and Full Metal Jacket is probably one of the craziest characters in the game, usually you can recognize him for his hate for every single member of the team.
ALL TYPES OF SOLDIER MAINS BE LIKE:
The Soldier mains always stick to a single loadout, are very protective about it and never dare to change it, whenever it's for rocket-jumping or for costantly have their ąss covered they will always stick to it like moths to the light, so do not ever dare calling names about wich loadouts they are using or they will get seriously triggered!
Also remember to never dare to remind them that soldier is literally the stupidest class to master in this game (it's true) or they will get so much triggered that you'll become their target for the rest of the game. When a soldier-main is in the server, there is always a 50% chance that they have also bringed along their pocket pink b!tch in the game to constantly suck his d!ck (because they are fągs).

-PYRO

PYRO IN LORE
Nothing is known about this character; gender, face, voice, sexual horientation, hair color, weight, tumblr account, pronouns, Deviantart fetishes. NOTHING!
But everyone knows that he/she likes to burn everything he/she sees.
This character is always doing LSD before matches since if you decide to equip his googles you'll always end up seeing the world as if the teletubbies invaded it and everything will become happy and colorful. Agonizing screams of pain will become cheerful chipmunk's laughters, while explosions and flames will become rainbows and balloons flying trough the air.
ALL TYPES OF PYRO MAINS BE LIKE:
People who play pyro usually always fall under the same three categories.
1:the Noob pyro or F2P pyro, who only tactick is W+M1 and no airblast.
(btw i don't mind W + M1 because when tf2 came out in 2007 airblast didn't exist yet)
2:the second type of pyro main is, i play pyro 2000 hours, those pyros are being as toxic as possible, Pyro mains are some of the most hated and cancerous players in the whole game.
3:and the third is (oh my fücking god) furfąg. I think I don't need to explain it.

-DEMO

DEMOMAN IN LORE
This black Scottish Pirate/Samurai/Knight/Juggernaut/Cyclope dude is the result of what probably was the weirdest orgy that ever took place on this planet! And since he's probably conscious of that he often tends to drown all his toughts into alcohol.
In game this guy snobs every weapon that requires directly aiming at someone. Going instead more for ballistics and explosive weapons, like a greenade launcher, a sticky bomb launcher, a hand-greenade (that will be used as a club of course!) and a bunch of swords (wich are not explosives for some reason).
ALL TYPES OF NI... I MEAN DEMO MAINS BE LIKE:
Demoman mains are usually "very skilled" hitting you from one mile away with their pipes and to abuse broken sh!tboxes (I LOVE SOURCE ENGINE), and when the Demo main is in the server, there is always a chance that they have also bringed along their pocket-medic girlfriend in the game (Wow! shock and disbelief!) and they are very good to hit you with their giant sword or axe when you're two miles away.

-HEAVY

HEAVY IN LORE
Born and grew up in the gloriosus Soviet Union ...This fourtyfive years old man has one main objective: to destroy capitalism by consuming so many sandwiches to make every capitalist country go on bankrupt and to keep shooting like an enraged monkey with a minigun while doing so.
That's pretty much it.
ALL TYPES OF RUSSIN CÜNTS... I MEAN HEAVY MAIN BE LIKE:
Heavy mains are usually a 50/50. You can either meet the friendliest Memelord, who plays as a friendly and is always ready to use his soundboard voice-chat to make every situation more fun, or one of the biggest ąsshole you've ever met in your entire life, tryhards and very vocal about their "opinions".
If soldier mains have a 50% chance of having a pocket medic behind them. Heavy mains are way worse and you'll never find one who hasn't a medic that prevents them from dying of starvation or considerably high cholesterol.
!!!BONUS!!!
here is tutorial how to make a TF2 sandvich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf6ZVcA5gcg

-ENGIE

ENGINEER IN LORE
This american red-neck is literally the Walter White of elettronics. He can manage to build up a house just by hitting a toolscase with a wrench. His role in the game is to stay behind the enemy lines and to build a welcoming nest of deadly sentries, teleporters and dispensers ... and then just sit there drinking beers waiting for someone that accidentally gets killed by the sentry or a spy that finally manages to remove him from his position.
ALL TYPES OF ENGIE MAINS BE LIKE:
Engie mains are very dangerous because they know every exploit of the game and almost always are expert griefers that tend to build in the craziest chokepoints of the maps. Once they manage to build a teleport to hell or a sentry behind an invisible wall, the match is basically over, do not ever expect your Windows 98 braindead teammates to ever even slightly push them.

-MEDIC

MEDIC IN LORE
The inventor of the pidgeon transplant that comes from the country of Krauts and Gas bills. This character is the direct transfusion of Doctor House and Doctor Stein and is usually seen on the battlefield either running around aimlessly shooting syringes or healing with his medigun every member of the team the heavies from the collateral effects of high cholesterol.
ALL TYPES OF MEDIC MAINS BE LIKE:
Medic mains all have some weird god-complex and that usually is because they are invincible on the battlefield, always sticking themselves to the ass of some random aimbotter player in the server or to their favourite aimbotter boyfriend who's doing all the job while he's taking the assists.

-SNIPER

SNIPER IN LORE
This Australian tea-sucker is yet another a madman lunatic with a rifle in his hands ... Yet it differenciates from all the other classes because he unlike others needs to focus for ten seconds on somewhere else before finally being capable of doing a decent shot. Plus he needs to pee like every twenty seconds due to the collateral effects of being an english man.
ALL TYPES OF SNIPER MAINS BE LIKE:
Sniper mains are some of the most edgy people you'll meet on Team Fortress 2, they are all recognizable by their immense ego, they are all aimbotters i mean "very skilled" and usually like to decorate their own Steam Profile aswell as their sniper. Placing rightfully accusations of hacking as trophies on their info section and never deleting comments on how toxic they are.

-SPY
spy is gay lol XD

-TF2TUBERS

TF2TUBERS SUCKS LIST:
- SOUNDSMITH
very VERY! unfunny
ginger with no soul
- WAMO
wamo
he's more clickbaity than NISLT
- SOLARLIGHT
demoknight tf2 HAHAHA "comedy gold"

SOME QUALITYI TF2 CONTENT CREATORS:
zesty jesus
FUNKe
ceno0
after breakfast
DEWILL

SOME GOOD TF2 YOUTUBERS:
Lazy purple
The Winglet
and that's pretty much it :/

!AND A PRIME EXAMPLE OF GOOD TF2 CONTENT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFOmSv854Dw&list=LL&index=457

goodnight, gentleman and ladies :D

enjoy this sh!t :) General Overview -SCOUT SCOUT IN LORE This tiny boy is a parkour champion that drinks lots of radioactive energy drinks and that likes to throw baseball balls at the opponents heads. Usually scouts in-game are seen running and jumping around like an enraged monkey and screaming every few seconds the word "BONK!". Wich is just a common collateral effect of the many radioactive energy drinks this character drinks. ALL TYPES OF SCOUT MAINS BE LIKE: Usually the people who main this class are enraged salty kids just like the character himself, all think that they are gods at the game even tho most of the times you can literally kill them with a spit. The usual scout player is a raging edgy middle schooler or a depressed emo almost-school shooter. They tend to satify their massive e-penis. -SOLDIER SOLDIER IN LORE This gloriosus american patriot grown up exclusively with teleported bread and Full Metal Jacket is probably one of the craziest characters in the game, usually you can recognize him for his hate for every single member of the team. ALL TYPES OF SOLDIER MAINS BE LIKE: The Soldier mains always stick to a single loadout, are very protective about it and never dare to change it, whenever it's for rocket-jumping or for costantly have their ąss covered they will always stick to it like moths to the light, so do not ever dare calling names about wich loadouts they are using or they will get seriously triggered! Also remember to never dare to remind them that soldier is literally the stupidest class to master in this game (it's true) or they will get so much triggered that you'll become their target for the rest of the game. When a soldier-main is in the server, there is always a 50% chance that they have also bringed along their pocket pink b!tch in the game to constantly suck his d!ck (because they are fągs). -PYRO PYRO IN LORE Nothing is known about this character; gender, face, voice, sexual horientation, hair color, weight, tumblr account, pronouns, Deviantart fetishes. NOTHING! But everyone knows that he/she likes to burn everything he/she sees. This character is always doing LSD before matches since if you decide to equip his googles you'll always end up seeing the world as if the teletubbies invaded it and everything will become happy and colorful. Agonizing screams of pain will become cheerful chipmunk's laughters, while explosions and flames will become rainbows and balloons flying trough the air. ALL TYPES OF PYRO MAINS BE LIKE: People who play pyro usually always fall under the same three categories. 1:the Noob pyro or F2P pyro, who only tactick is W+M1 and no airblast. (btw i don't mind W + M1 because when tf2 came out in 2007 airblast didn't exist yet) 2:the second type of pyro main is, i play pyro 2000 hours, those pyros are being as toxic as possible, Pyro mains are some of the most hated and cancerous players in the whole game. 3:and the third is (oh my fücking god) furfąg. I think I don't need to explain it. -DEMO DEMOMAN IN LORE This black Scottish Pirate/Samurai/Knight/Juggernaut/Cyclope dude is the result of what probably was the weirdest orgy that ever took place on this planet! And since he's probably conscious of that he often tends to drown all his toughts into alcohol. In game this guy snobs every weapon that requires directly aiming at someone. Going instead more for ballistics and explosive weapons, like a greenade launcher, a sticky bomb launcher, a hand-greenade (that will be used as a club of course!) and a bunch of swords (wich are not explosives for some reason). ALL TYPES OF NI... I MEAN DEMO MAINS BE LIKE: Demoman mains are usually "very skilled" hitting you from one mile away with their pipes and to abuse broken sh!tboxes (I LOVE SOURCE ENGINE), and when the Demo main is in the server, there is always a chance that they have also bringed along their pocket-medic girlfriend in the game (Wow! shock and disbelief!) and they are very good to hit you with their giant sword or axe when you're two miles away. -HEAVY HEAVY IN LORE Born and grew up in the gloriosus Soviet Union ...This fourtyfive years old man has one main objective: to destroy capitalism by consuming so many sandwiches to make every capitalist country go on bankrupt and to keep shooting like an enraged monkey with a minigun while doing so. That's pretty much it. ALL TYPES OF RUSSIN CÜNTS... I MEAN HEAVY MAIN BE LIKE: Heavy mains are usually a 50/50. You can either meet the friendliest Memelord, who plays as a friendly and is always ready to use his soundboard voice-chat to make every situation more fun, or one of the biggest ąsshole you've ever met in your entire life, tryhards and very vocal about their "opinions". If soldier mains have a 50% chance of having a pocket medic behind them. Heavy mains are way worse and you'll never find one who hasn't a medic that prevents them from dying of starvation or considerably high cholesterol. !!!BONUS!!! here is tutorial how to make a TF2 sandvich https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf6ZVcA5gcg -ENGIE ENGINEER IN LORE This american red-neck is literally the Walter White of elettronics. He can manage to build up a house just by hitting a toolscase with a wrench. His role in the game is to stay behind the enemy lines and to build a welcoming nest of deadly sentries, teleporters and dispensers ... and then just sit there drinking beers waiting for someone that accidentally gets killed by the sentry or a spy that finally manages to remove him from his position. ALL TYPES OF ENGIE MAINS BE LIKE: Engie mains are very dangerous because they know every exploit of the game and almost always are expert griefers that tend to build in the craziest chokepoints of the maps. Once they manage to build a teleport to hell or a sentry behind an invisible wall, the match is basically over, do not ever expect your Windows 98 braindead teammates to ever even slightly push them. -MEDIC MEDIC IN LORE The inventor of the pidgeon transplant that comes from the country of Krauts and Gas bills. This character is the direct transfusion of Doctor House and Doctor Stein and is usually seen on the battlefield either running around aimlessly shooting syringes or healing with his medigun every member of the team the heavies from the collateral effects of high cholesterol. ALL TYPES OF MEDIC MAINS BE LIKE: Medic mains all have some weird god-complex and that usually is because they are invincible on the battlefield, always sticking themselves to the ass of some random aimbotter player in the server or to their favourite aimbotter boyfriend who's doing all the job while he's taking the assists. -SNIPER SNIPER IN LORE This Australian tea-sucker is yet another a madman lunatic with a rifle in his hands ... Yet it differenciates from all the other classes because he unlike others needs to focus for ten seconds on somewhere else before finally being capable of doing a decent shot. Plus he needs to pee like every twenty seconds due to the collateral effects of being an english man. ALL TYPES OF SNIPER MAINS BE LIKE: Sniper mains are some of the most edgy people you'll meet on Team Fortress 2, they are all recognizable by their immense ego, they are all aimbotters i mean "very skilled" and usually like to decorate their own Steam Profile aswell as their sniper. Placing rightfully accusations of hacking as trophies on their info section and never deleting comments on how toxic they are. -SPY spy is gay lol XD -TF2TUBERS TF2TUBERS SUCKS LIST: - SOUNDSMITH very VERY! unfunny ginger with no soul - WAMO wamo he's more clickbaity than NISLT - SOLARLIGHT demoknight tf2 HAHAHA "comedy gold" SOME QUALITYI TF2 CONTENT CREATORS: zesty jesus FUNKe ceno0 after breakfast DEWILL SOME GOOD TF2 YOUTUBERS: Lazy purple The Winglet and that's pretty much it :/ !AND A PRIME EXAMPLE OF GOOD TF2 CONTENT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFOmSv854Dw&list=LL&index=457 goodnight, gentleman and ladies :D