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Niger 
me oitza i oitza me oitza i me 
So - For that reason - and because I've lost track of what I was actually saying, or trying to say - I'll just leave it all as it is; run a little spelling check over all of the above, and press that Godforsaken "Post Comment" button...
Sincerely yours,
{RΞ}b00T
Furthermore, and in fact the real reason why I'm writing you this dreadfull, unfunny and way too long piece of Prose, is that it has come to my attention that, for the second time in a row, you left me a pretty damn positive comment on my God-tier profile page... (Not my words ; someone actually called it 'God-tier' in a comment, so I'm gonna milk that tit until it bleeds!)
Now.. I could either thank you, or opt for a restrainingorder at my local SteamTrooper's office.. And yes; I know that last part sounds somewhat familiar, but they had to change the original trooper's names and outfits, because... Well...Walt Disney threatend to send Mickey Mouse to come to Steam HQ and - I'll quote Mr. Mouse himself; - "Come And Fix Things, Ha Ha...'' )
Now, we've probably most likely defenitly all seen SouthPark, in particular the episodes featuring an appearance of Mr. Mouse, and I think we all agree such personal visit should be avoided at all costs....
Dear Sheep,
I hope this message finds you in good shape .. (shape.. sheep.. hehehe) before you reach your final- and inevitable Kebab-transfiguration...
First of all; I think your profile picture is upside down... Now, I've taken into account that you might live in Australia.. Wich of course would make me look stupid now, cuz obviously your picture would seem upside-down, from my point of view. 😉
But; since you seem to represent the flag of ♥♥♥♥♥, I don't think the Australis - Upsidedowniss'effect has very much to do with the situation..
Of course, It's not in my ♥♥♥♥-giving scope to care all to much about either flaws or deliberates in your profile picture's specific horizontal attitude. - I just felt the need to bring it to your attention.