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📒 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🥗
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I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a cruel
trick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude
of it. -- Calvin

Well, it just seemed wrong to cheat on an ethics test. -- Calvin

Hobbes : How is the diorama coming along?
Calvin : I'm almost finished.
Hobbes : I don't see the roadrunner. Weren't you going to put one in?
Calvin : See the cotton balls I glued down?
Hobbes : Yeah?
Calvin : The roadrunner just ran out of the scene leaving behind clouds
of dust!
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