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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me, kid.
Let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Mclane and I consider myself to be a nice guy. Sure, I can't prove that I'm nice but I can promis that I wouldn't treat you the way 90% of men do, by objectifing and telling you to make sandwiches. No I am a nice guy, not an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. Although this relationship would be online over skype and within steam games I will tell you about how I dress so you can picture my looks. I'm 6' tall, I have combed back hair (like a man of the 1950s), I wear a shirt on all occasions because its easy to wear them, I mostly wear black and red as they are symbols of power, my facial features are symetrical which means I'm one of the better looking people in this world. If you are interested in dating then please be my gf.