rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime ♥♥♥♥♥♥ like me. The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me the ♥♥♥♥ on so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could ♥♥♥♥ all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother) so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot

Yeah…I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap boyfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me, kid.

Statistically 40% of the gaming community are girls, now let's assume half of them are ugly so that leaves 20% that meet my standards. That means about 20% of gamer girls should be fit for being my girlfriend. You happen to be one of them.

Let me tell you a bit about myself. My name is Mclane and I consider myself to be a nice guy. Sure, I can't prove that I'm nice but I can promis that I wouldn't treat you the way 90% of men do, by objectifing and telling you to make sandwiches. No I am a nice guy, not an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.. Although this relationship would be online over skype and within steam games I will tell you about how I dress so you can picture my looks. I'm 6' tall, I have combed back hair (like a man of the 1950s), I wear a shirt on all occasions because its easy to wear them, I mostly wear black and red as they are symbols of power, my facial features are symetrical which means I'm one of the better looking people in this world. If you are interested in dating then please be my gf.