Glorious.

Remember how funny and weirdly fun and challenging Typing of the Dead was? Remember how House of the Dead:Overkill came out and was like "BAM, EVERYTHING YOU LOVE IN HOUSE OF THE DEAD AND ALL THE GRINDHOUSE WE CAN STUFF IN"?

Yeah it's exactly like that. You need this in your life. Sure you could get Mavis Beacon, who'll treat you like a schoolkid, and sure you might improve your typing that way. You could play some of those free flash typing tutor games. You could play WordDriver, and cruise around in the world's most uninteresting car.

Or, you could measure your progress in flesh. You can know your ability by the blood left on the walls and the trail of undead left in the wake of your glorious touch typing ability.

You can make your momma proud.

Glorious. Remember how funny and weirdly fun and challenging Typing of the Dead was? Remember how House of the Dead:Overkill came out and was like "BAM, EVERYTHING YOU LOVE IN HOUSE OF THE DEAD AND ALL THE GRINDHOUSE WE CAN STUFF IN"? Yeah it's exactly like that. You need this in your life. Sure you could get Mavis Beacon, who'll treat you like a schoolkid, and sure you might improve your typing that way. You could play some of those free flash typing tutor games. You could play WordDriver, and cruise around in the world's most uninteresting car. Or, you could measure your progress in flesh. You can know your ability by the blood left on the walls and the trail of undead left in the wake of your glorious touch typing ability. You can make your momma proud.