Recent reviews by Zath

LET'S GO GAMBLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*BANG!* AWW DANG IT!

*BANG!* AWW DANG IT!

*BANG!* AWW DANG IT!

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It rains metal here...

I AM FIGHTING TANKS AND ♥♥♥♥ CAUSE I'M A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MECH PILOOOOOT

I AM FIGHTING TANKS AND ♥♥♥♥ CAUSE I'M A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MECH PILOOOOOOT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

IS THAAAAAAAAAAAAT A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC?!?!

Wtf this game sucks, the graphics look like they're from 1998 and the gameplay is so basic. They clearly ripped off DOOM and Wolfenstein. 0 crowbars out of 10!!!111!!!

Just one more turn...

Do not purchase this DLC, as of release the Knight killer is bugged and his power will randomly stop working upon using it to kick a pallet or generator, leaving you without a power and forced to endure the sound of his wooshing spooky mist thing for the entire rest of the match.

Will update this review when said bug is fixed.

Other than a frankly terrifying bug where one of the tutorial enemies t-posed on me for a split second and various GTA style shenanigans involving vehicle physics and getting stuck in corners, the game-breaking glitches that make quests unplayable are largely gone.

I say largely. So far I've had quests bug out on me twice. Once with an invisible elevator, once with a ghost driving my car. A reload or two sufficed to fix it though.

Oh yeah and the game's fun music's amazing story is interesting the characters have interesting stories and there's a lot of quests to do.

Despite the admittedly rough PC launch, this is still a fantastic game and I have 100% confidence that Fromsoft will eventually fix the problems. Please don't let the negative reviews fool you, I guarantee that only 2/100 are actually about problems with the game itself and not just the frame issues.

Edit as of patch 1.08.1

Pretty much every frame issue has been fixed and the game is still fantastic, the PVP has received some much needed love, and my only remaining complaint would be with some of the endgame bosses being annoying, some mini-bosses being overused, and with certain weapons. Bringing my original 10/10 review down to a 9/10. Still an amazing game that I would recommend to everyone, but there are some issues that can be overlooked.

Memes... the DNA of the soul.

Is good

HUNGRY BRIIIICKS!!!!!

OINK Says the willow tree! OINK *Snorts* OINK!

The worms are in my head. AND THEY WIGGLE! Wiggle-wiggle-wiggle-wiggle!

A kettle! In the kettle! Two Mice! Squeaky Squeaky!