Последние обзоры Yaki

> Be Me.
> Buy Coromon because I enjoyed Monster Sanctuary.
> My journey begins.
> Wait, what?
> I can customize every variable of gameplay to my liking!
> I can change my avatar's outfit! (I have a frog hat)
> I can fast travel without any drama!
> I can feed my Coromon cakes and fruits!
> I can decide what stats my Coromon can focus on!
> GENUINELY ENJOYABLE EXPLORATION AND COMBAT.
> Surely this game can't get any better, right?
> Puns and Pop Culture references everywhere.
> Coromon can appear in alternate SHINY versions.
> Heck, God bless this game.
> Coromon is love, Coromon is life.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Monster Sanctuary because I crave Pokemon on PC.
> Huh? Platforming? Team-based combat?
> It's kinda overwhelming.
> Wait, I'm starting to get the hang of it now.
> HECK, I'M HOOKED. THEY KINDA COOKED HERE.
> I am nearing the end of the story and most of my monsters are fully evolved.
> New Mechanic: You can SHIFT monsters.
> WHAT THE HECK. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
> Keep playing until 100% Steam Achievements because it's worth it.
> Realize that this game is Sanctuary from the real world.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Tales of Arise.
> Combat is kinda cool but gets kinda repetitive kinda FAST.
> Spamming SKIP generic story and forgettable cutscenes broke my spacebar.
> It's okay we all simp for Shionne.

> 5/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Old Man's Journey.
> The art style is amazing.
> The music is so great.
> The story begins.
> I'm not crying.
> You're crying.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Battle Chef Brigade Deluxe.
> Immediately get nagged on by my mom in game.
> Wow so realistic.
> I match the gems.
> I can cook great meals.
> People are happy to taste my cooking.
> I have so many friends.
> Immersion ruined.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Slime Rancher.
> I catch slimes.
> I feed slimes.
> I sell slime poop for money.
> Very Cool.
> I explore the beautiful, vast expanse for new slimes.
> Nothing can stop my search for CHONKY slimes.
> Realize this game is a vacc-pack that sucked 35 hours of my life.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Lords of the Fallen.
> It looks like Dark Souls.
> It feels clunkier than Dark Souls.
> People said it was easier Dark Souls.
> I think people should stick to Dark Souls.

5/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Broken Age.
> I explore my space ship.
> I am now a girl.
> I can talk to a tree.
> I climb a really tall ladder.
> I vibe with a guy up in the clouds.
> Very cool.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy LEGO The Lord of The Rings.
> I like LEGO.
> I like The Lord of The Rings.
> I ask my girlfriend to play with me.
> She agrees.
> I like my girlfriend.
> She keeps falling into lava.
> Nice.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Play Team Fortress 2.
> My team thinks I'm a spy.
> I'm not.
> My team tells me I'm sus.
> "Guys, this isn't Among Us".
> They follow me all game.
> I'm not sure why but we lost.

1/10.