Последние обзоры Yaki

> Be Me.
> Buy Portal 2.
> Play game with girlfriend.
> Overthink every puzzle together.
> Accidentally solve puzzles.
> "Wow we r so smart B)"
> Play solo campaign.
> I miss my girlfriend.
> Wheatley why u gotta be like that bruv.
> GLaDOS is my girlfriend now.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Mafia II.
> Enjoy 1940s copyrighted music playing on the radio of my shiny chrome vintage car.
> Prison Simulator 2020.
> Get out of prison.
> Be a boss.
> Thank god I didn't play the Enhanced Edition.
> LookHowTheyMassacredMyBoy.gif

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Yakuza 0.
> Beat some drunk guys.
> Be a Karaoke god.
> Be a Bowling god.
> Destroy some kids at Pocket Circuit.
> I'm rich.
> Mr. Shakedown bullies me and takes my lunch money.
> I'm not rich anymore.
> PepeHands.png
> Spend the rest of my money on crane games.
> I'm broke but I have dolls to give to my waifus.
> Happy noises.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy No Man's Sky.
> Immediate panic because I'm running out of oxygen.
> Equipment starts to fail.
> Dies within the first 5 minutes.
> Me as an astronaut IRL.
> Figure out stuff.
> Build a Base.
> Repair my Space Ship.
> Explore the vast galaxy.
> Steam Notification.
> "No Man's Sky is getting another massive content update for FREE".
> Happy noises.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Being a ♥♥♥.
> Questionable school curriculum.
> American College Simulator PepeLaugh.png
> So many hot waifus.
> I can wear a dildo helmet.
> I can water plants.
> American College Simulator PogChamp.png

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Moon Hunters.
> Amazing Art and Soundtrack.
> SeemsGood.gif
> Find out there's multiple endings.
> Sink 20 hours.
> Make love to old lady.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy God Eater 3.
> Spend hours in the Character Creator.
> PerfectWaifu.jpg
> Jiggle.
> Aragami approach me.
> I jump dash behind them.
> "Nothing personal, kid".
> I take a bite.
> I grow stronger temporarily.
> I search for the next recolored version of the Aragami I just fought.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Borderlands Handsome Collection.
> Play as Brick.
> Punch anything with a pulse to death.
> Bruce Banner Simulator 2020.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Orcs Must Die! 2.
> Take out life's frustration on innocent orcs.
> A lot of orcs died.

10/10.

> Be Me.
> Buy Saints Row IV.
> Enjoyed previous Saints Row.
> "What could go wrong?"
> Find out life is a simulation.
> What is love?
> Baby don't hurt me.
> Don't hurt me.
> No more.
> I am the president now.
> Thanks Obama.

10/10.