Here’s my proof: it’s undeniable. This is a good one.

I’m 21 years old and I have massive balls. They’re huge. For real. I had to look into getting some kind of underwear that could cup them without revealing a giant bulge in all my jeans. I mean it’s huge. My balls are literally visible. It’s weird man I hate it. I wanted a solution but I wasn’t even sure if help existed. I googled it. Sure enough. Men’s underwear ball hammocks exist. So I bought some and this is exactly what I needed so I bought several different brands to find the right fit. Lo and behold my prayers are answered, Saxx ball hammocks exist and exactly what I needed and ultimately the brand I settled on. They fit, feel, and look great.

Mind you I have never heard of anything like this. I didn’t even know it existed. This is all very recent by the way. This happened within the last couple days.

Please also know that I am completely unplugged from basically all sources of entertainment these days. I’m writing this in front of a campstove on my patio. It’s a mini bonfire. I’ve been enjoying them for months. Every night. Sometimes my girl joins me. Some times not. But I refuse to be programmed by my TV.

No Netflix sports movies. Absolutely no news at all. It’s all programming and I refuse to take part. I’m living life unplugged from the matrix but find that I’m still taking part in order to maintain a life I’m just going through the motions as I see it unfold. Surely I’m being programmed in ways too, im on Reddit posting from my phone.

There’s no escaping the programming without others. There’s only one way that I can think of, to get out.

Stop working, paying taxes, using currency and build a community of people who live off the land and barter with each other in the most prosperous ways. It’s the way we should be living as a species with a soul capable of offering compassion. We should be living off the land in friendly communities that support each in various ways with shared access to food, water and shelter. Not by government control but by the golden rule. Greed has ruined us. Sense of self is the ruler of this world, the original sin.

That night I’m sitting in a bar with a couple friends and the games are on and I’m just kinda watching and my mind was literally blown when I saw an ad for the very same product I had recently discovered existed. I bought this pair but didn’t like them. How could they possibly be targeting me with a commercial this tiny company paid millions of dollars for to advertise some cheap ♥♥♥♥ made in China underwear I bought off Amazon a week prior? It’s not possible. There is no way that could happen. They let this one slide. It just proves the infallibility of the programmers to make such a mistake.

It’s a simulation.