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I invited him to my friends house for a csgo lan party. He said ofc, so I was stoked to meet him in real life because he was coming.
When he got to my friends house he whispered in my ear that he had to tell me a secret in private. We went into a separate room from the party, and thats when he tripped me and jumped on me while I was on the ground trying to get his pants off. What he didnt realize is that I had boobytrapped the room, and slipping a rope noose over his right foot, the trap went off and he was dangling in the middle of the room with his pants down screaming. Thats when I knocked him out with a solid right hook. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPED!!!!! YOU ARE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY ♥♥♥♥♥
YOU ARE NOW PLAYING THE ♥♥♥♥♥ SLAPPING GAME
RULES: REPOST THIS AND GET
YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥♥ES BEFORE
THEY ARE ALL TAKEN BY
ME! YOU CAN’T SLAP ME BACK, I’M YO ♥♥♥♥♥ MASTER NOW
GOOD LUCK MY ♥♥♥♥♥!!!
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ʳʷ ᵖˡᵃʸ ᵖᵃᵘˢᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖ
I invited him to my house for a arma lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.