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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 23,424.3 hrs on record (11,677.6 hrs at review time)
Posted: 19 Jun, 2016 @ 10:35am
Updated: 19 Mar, 2020 @ 11:29am

Game performance and stability has been purposely sabotaged by developer for the intent of pushing sales of the new game, for which advertisements have also been added to this game.

It's been a few years, so there's not much I can say that was missed/overlooked by other reviews, but I still get someone every once in a while asking "how is the game now," now that the community has dwindled in activity. This is the best way I can describe it:

Playing Borderlands 2 is just like going to a Standup Comedy Club.

You can go alone, have a couple drinks, you'll enjoy yourself. Some of the jokes will be pretty old, but you'll still enjoy the way they are told by the new comedians. At the end of the show you'll go home and think "that was great, I'm glad I did that."

On the other hand. If you go with some of your goofy friends you'll probably all be drunk as hell before the headliner even takes the stage. Absolutely everything will be funny as ♥♥♥♥ because that's just how it is when you're drunk with friends. At times you'll be having so much fun being stupid with each other that you might forget there's a guy on-stage trying to keep your attention. After the show you'll drag yourselves home, wondering where the hell that donkey came from, and swear you'll never do it again... until next weekend when you do it again.

Special Note: Please see the first 2 comments below explaining high hours.
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MangAnimE 20 Mar, 2020 @ 8:08pm 
they've done the same with pre-sequel too
Pillow 7 Apr, 2019 @ 8:00pm 
23,424.3 hours is approximately 976.0125 days, or 2.674 years. If you travel to the moon and back (a 3 day trip), then, assuming game play is continuous, then you'd have gone to the moon and back to earth 325.3 times. If you traveled the average distance to the moon (238,855 miles), 325.3 trips, then you'd have covered (while playing the game) 77,699,531.5 miles.

If you had ridden in a car to the moon (the average car gets about 200,000 mileage life-span), and had instantaneously changed cars when they died, you would have gone through 388.49 cars.

The average sedan (e.g. a Nissan Versa) has 14.9 cubic feet of cargo room. If you had ridden in cars, and instantaneously changed cars once the mileage was out, while traveling to the moon and back, then you'd have an approximate total of 5,788.501 cubic feet, or 5,786.741 cubic feet if you sit inside with the spaghetti noodles.


*slaps roof of car* "this baby can fit so many noodles."
ZaTo 3 Apr, 2019 @ 10:26am 
Borderlands GOD :cozyhoi4eagle:
Fried 2 Apr, 2019 @ 7:59pm 
baby boomer with 23,500 hours
DaNtE 4 Mar, 2019 @ 1:11pm 
go outside
Him 23 Dec, 2018 @ 5:36pm 
What the fuck are those hours
amziE 24 Jun, 2018 @ 6:14pm 
"21,779.4 hrs" Holy fucking shit
saddam hussein jumpscare 9 Mar, 2018 @ 11:37pm 
You're a fukn nurd
(?) 11 Dec, 2017 @ 2:45am 
You are a god amongst men, for having that many hours in BL2. RESPEC
WoogieMonsutā 30 Mar, 2017 @ 8:20am 
Well shit for brains, I mean Lemonaids, if you could read you see it says quite clearly that I leave the game running so that other players can jump in and grab weapons & items that I leave scattered on the ground, without disturbing me.