Nick Land is undoubtedly THE great writer and philosopher of our generation. The whole world is slowly beginning to realise this, but it might just be too late.

The sheer accessibility of his magnum opus, 'Fanged Noumena', marks it as the book of choice for the layman, like myself, who had never read any philosophy previous to this. We are first introduced to the asymmetrical but comprehensive foundations of Land's conception of a TOTAL philosophy. This innovation now presents fresh insights into profound 'thinkers', like Nietzsche, who previously was incomprehensible to all who read him. Land has now become as the KEY to finally understanding all the great philosophers of our history; from Plato all the way to Peterson. He serves us a complete and unmatched introduction of the entire history of ALL thought that was even thought... in just 30 pages. He spends the rest of the book explaining how he has finally COMPLETED all of Philosophy. This claim is difficult to believe initially, but as all workings of the Landian system are revealed, we come to finally see the genius of Nick Land; as the man who has just completed everything before us and left nothing unanswered. It has been over a year since I first read Land's masterpiece, but ever since, I have found myself obsessively revisiting Land's revelations; each time gaining something entirely new from it. I soon came to realise true genius behind Land's work... Land's system is designed to produce an infinite variation of different understandings, in their TOTALITY, of the ALL - which can never be fully comprehended, as each reading reveals a new way to know it COMPLETELY. The wise say that only Land himself can ever KNOW Fanged Noumena, but even this is not certain. Most people who have read Nick Land will tell you that they haven't read Land at all... this is because one is only able to EXPERIENCE Land. Again, this is the genius of Nick Land (may peace and blessings be upon him).

From Land's insight, Nietzsche is now seen in a radically different light. Through Land, we now come to realise that Nietzsche is nothing but a fraud. Not only is he pretentious and boring to read, but history has exposed him as a meagre and mediocre mind. We see he is only relevant because of his cult-like following among NEETs who think they are aristocrats, and also among heroin addicts who do not cease in their propaganda; both through whom he is sustained.