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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 127.9 hrs on record (88.5 hrs at review time)
Posted: 27 Jan, 2020 @ 11:11am

--{Graphics}---
☐ Artistic perfection, nothing more needs to be said.
☐ Simply beautiful, are we in screenshot heaven?
☐ Really good, the artists put in the effort.
☑ Decent quality, these graphics gets the job done.
☐ Looks rather dated or lest these graphics did not age well.
☐ Look, mom! At these mad MSPaint level graphics!
☐ I guess these count as graphics. I don't know its debatable.
☐ Why is my eye's bleeding?

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Has an addictive effect. Might need to seek out some rehab.
☐ I was really engaged and entertained by it.
☑ Overall good, no real complaints.
☐ It‘s just standard gameplay; nothing special.
☐ Mehh, it killed some boredom.
☐ Why would you even bother?
☐ Watching grass gross is more engrossing. Anyone up for watching snail races?

---{Audio}---
☐ Audio Bliss
☐ Memorable
☑ Solid Listen, no complaints to speak of.
☐ Not bad, not good either.
☐ Fills the need audio checkbox.
☐ Yup, it just straight-up bad.
☐ Daggers to your Eardrum.

---{Audience}---
☐ Toddlers
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Average Solitaire Players

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Potato-powered graphics calculator.
☐ Check if your computer can run paint and surf the web.
☐ All you need is a graphics card, even a dated one will work.
☑ Any decent Graphics Card from the last few card generations.
☐ A Current Budget Graphics Card
☐ A Current Mid Level Graphic Card
☐ A Current Top-Tier Graphic Card
☐ A Rich Boy/Girl's toy with all those extra SLI/CrossFire linked graphics cards.
☐ Maybe NASA will loan you a spare computer.
☐ Your computer has achieved sentience and made you it's b*tch.

---{Difficulty}---
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master.
☐ Have I mentioned the game will even beat itself for you?
☐ You're a series of single button presses away from victory champ!
☐ Easy enough that almost anyone could beat it.
☑ With some effort, most players will make it through.
☐ Okay, that was a decent challenge.
☐ Yeah, that was admittedly rather difficult.
☐ Did someone just taunt me by saying I should "get good"?

---{Grind}---
☐ What do you mean grind?
☐ If leader boards and ranks are important then yes, otherwise no.
☐ Isn't necessary to progress, but will afford you some extras perks.
☑ Average single player RPG levels of grinding.
☐ A lot of grinding just for the sake of developers padding run time.
☐ You‘ll need a second life for all the grinding you'll be doing.

---{Story}---
☐ If you want a story, then go read a book or maybe watch a movie.
☐ I think there might have been a hint of a story. Then again, it was probably just some random text and voice audio playing in the background.
☐ Overall, it was average. DLC might make it better.
☐ It was entertaining enough to keep following along.
☐ Well, that was rather engaging and remarkable. Might I say memorable?
☑ It was truly unforgettable, I need to tell everyone that'll listen and even those who won't!

---{Game Time}---
☐ Well, that was rather brief. (Less than 3 hrs.)
☐ Short (3-8hrs)
☐ Average (8-15hrs)
☐ Decent Length (15 to 30hrs)
☑ Rather Long (30-50hrs. - An average just beat the game playthrough.)
☑ Have I really given up so many days of my life? (50-100hrs. - An average completionist playthrough.)
☐ I'm starting to fill my life is passing me by. (100-500 hrs.)
☐ This has become a second life on to itself. (500+hrs.)

---{Price}---
☐ There is no price. So yeah, it was free.
☑ Was worth the price I paid.
☑ Would recommend waiting for a sale.
☐ If you have some spare money to blow.
☐ Not recommended.
☐ You know just burning your money might be a better option.

---{Bugs}---
☐ What are these bugs you speak of?
☑ I might have seen a bug running around once or twice.
☐ Launched with some bug issues, but most have been squashed.
☐ Has anyone called the bug exterminator yet?
☐ Did I really see those bugs carrying the dog away?
☐ Did anyone remember a flamethrower? I think the bug apocalypse has started.
☐ I'll be frank, a nuke could not even kill this infestation.
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