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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 181.2 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 26 Dec, 2023 @ 2:45pm
Updated: 3 Jan @ 2:16pm

For every like this review gets, I will consume 1 spoonful of mayonnaise

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39 Comments
the j 30 Apr @ 2:29am 
3,348 spoons. better use the comically large spoon too
DaDerpy 12 Mar @ 2:32pm 
Utube vid of mayo eating rn
Pearlescent_rose 25 Jan @ 3:24pm 
we need a video of you eating the mayo
KluelessGoose02 25 Jan @ 9:22am 
is mayonnaise an instrument?
Merlin 25 Jan @ 8:57am 
he might be dead o.O
Games Aint Fun Anymore. 25 Jan @ 4:06am 
you can make yourself chinese
douse yourself with your mayonnaise
:steamthumbsdown:
Dingus, Mad Dong of Shimano 24 Jan @ 1:35pm 
I'm tired of the mayo comments
Invictus 23 Jan @ 7:02am 
Why is everyone reviewing thumbs up while insisting to region lock China because the game is unplayable? Stupid gamers get what they deserve. Stop being a simp addict and put together a real boycott.
*****boat Willie 23 Jan @ 6:00am 
Why is this a positive review...?
b0bby 21 Jan @ 8:47pm 
trick to get rid of chinese hackers, just keep typing 1989 Tiananmen Square massacre over and over again in chat until they all drop from the game.