this guy does a great morty impression from rick & morty. take my word for it, I'm an aspiring lacker.

Ultraz; a name known well across the dota realm. Young mages and little spellcasters come to you to seek counsel. Despite having the quickest reaction and the wisest gamesense a human dota player has ever possessed, a professional dota team has not asked you to be their position 1 player. I believe that this is evidence of the multiverse theory, as I am certain this is the only universe where this is the case. An anomaly, clearly, but we must find a way to fix this. I know that if we send Arteezy a video of every game-changing ultimate you have ever casted, we can mend this tear in our universe and bring everything to its natural order. Your amazing Seven stuns and superb use of the Orchard Malevolence shine a heavenly light upon your immobilizing dota skill. Let us bring justice to a man who deserves more.

-rep didn't even want to be ringer on our tf2 team reported

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be on the lookout for the debut vaporwave dj set "K L A T N O O G" by xwob/ulty this summer

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans