Recent reviews by Fred Durst Gimli

I knew I was dumb but I didn't know I was this dumb

This is how they got jfk

doggy refused my pets

As a professional Mort the Chicken speed runner, I am here to warn you that this game disrespects Mort's name beyond anything I could have comprehended.

This game deleted my blockchain NFTs!!!! I lost $50,000,000 by playing this game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any cryptobros stay FAR AWAY FROM THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love strategizing with my friends, figuring out how we're going to tackle an encounter, only for three of us to roll x0 modifiers and watch the enemies wipe us.

You're gonna need a lot of liquor for this game

Mr. Pottsdam on the froggy chair!

The game feels like a old Half Life 2 mod - something I really enjoyed about it - but the whole experience isn't great. There's a lot of interesting things presented in the story, but has no resolution, and feels like a very abrupt end. I'm fine with games having ambiguous endings, but this feels more unfinished rather than ambiguous.

If it's on sale it might be worth checking out, but at full price I'd say it's not worth it.

I am the real gamer. I want COVID-19 video games.

Pools are great for holding water