Recent reviews by Fred Durst Gimli

Went to see what some ladies were doing in the forest.

They thought I was the devil that they were trying to summon and started rubbing poison ointment on my facce.

My character got high as ♥♥♥♥ and all the ladies started turning into pigs and horses, and they wanted me to have my way with them.

I chose the horse, and had to perform a lockpick mini game on the horse's butthole. The horse loved it.

Some cave men looking mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ then came by and killed the horse.

RIP horse lady.

SUCK MY ♥♥♥♥ KING DICE YOU DEAD ♥♥♥♥♥ HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hate bugs.

And that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ending

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