No way you are this stupid. No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way. This is a level of stupid I have never seen before. I never even thought it could be acheived. Yet here we are.

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron, The SAS agents are NOT voiced by British VAs, and even more so, they are LITERALLY saying the MOST ridiculous ♥♥♥♥. THEY RUN LIKE LITTLE CHICKENS!

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, I never thought this would have to be said. The only reason the SAS agents could be defuse a bomb without being competent was because they were ORIGINALLY idiots.

Holy ♥♥♥♥ man, you need special education.

I saw Toste at a store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said “like youre doing now?”

I was taken aback, all I could say was “huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in my face. I walked away and continued shopping. I heard him chuckle as I walked off. I went to pay for my stuff and I saw him trying to walk out the door with like fifteen Milky Ways without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and was like “sir you need to pay for those.” He kept pretending to be tired and not hear.

When she took one of the bars and scanned it multiple times, he stopped her and said to scan them individually “to prevent electrical infetterence” then turned and winked at me. I don’t think that’s a word. She scanned and bagged them and started to say the price. He kept interrupting her by yawning loudly.

I never give good today I will as hard as life my life is you are awesome I have never had to send anything back keep up the good work

Every so often Toste likes to remind everybody that not only does he have his ♥♥♥♥ in everyone's ass, but he's also ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everybody's girlfriend, mom, dad, family and dog. Seriously he pulled off this play and I had to slap my face just to have a physical representation of him ♥♥♥♥ slapping me.

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Don't forget to check your corners, plant lots of bombs, and shoot lots of chickens in 2023