probably the worst part about being a professional e-gamer is that everybody just assumes you’re some kind of attractive, socially well-adjusted muscle monster, without really realizing that you’re a genius too

No, you’re NOT a real gamer.

I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing! most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games! I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.

Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT!REAL!GAMES! put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that its really rare to see girls playing videos games haha! i don’t know why its a guy thing honestly I’m like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. we should really play CS:GO sometime its a really good first person shooter with lots of different fun skins for guns, don’t worry ill protect you from the other team ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting i swear I’m just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry I’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on Skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun :D

There's something you need to understand. I'm not the only guy you'll ever date. Maybe the first, not the last. Don't make this a popularity contest between boys. I'm just a guy. Just because we had a relationship doesn't make me any more special than anyone else. You need to leave me alone and stop this behavior. You're taking it way too far.

No way you are this stupid. No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ way. This is a level of stupid I have never seen before. I never even thought it could be acheived. Yet here we are.

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron, The Twinss are NOT personas, and even more so, they are LITERALLY two halves of the same being. They were put back together into their ORIGINAL FORM!

Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, I never thought this would have to be said. The only reason the twins could be fused without being personas was because they were ORIGINALLY Lavenza.

Holy ♥♥♥♥ man, you need special education.

Hey brother, I took a fancy to your AWP|Redline, have you ever want to sell it?