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Recent reviews by Quil

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
33.1 hrs on record
Uninspired. Which is weird for a game that has casual stealth, action, and RPG elements touted as its experience.
Stealth ALWAYS boils down to "Alright guys, this is the big salami, we're gonna get in there and skedaddle around and maybe the cameras are looking the opposite way this time." If you want a stealth game, Payday 3 feels like it's always seconds away from bursting at the seams and a guard sees you through the back of his skull.

On the flip, combat is just shoot the man and they fall down. Zappers are a joke, Cloakers are either dead on the ground or already downing you because they spawned on top of you. If a perk is good, it's necessary in PD3. There's a reason why Ammo funnel was so valuable and it's because the core loop of ammo pickup isn't fun. So it got nerfed because it was too useful? Perks are like bad Yugioh cards in which they have a LOT of clauses to give you a SOMEWHAT useful effect for too much effort. There's a reason why the simpler the text, the more powerful the perk in most cases because you don't have to jump through ten hoops to get 1 stack of salami token.
Posted 30 December, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
112.8 hrs on record
Fun game! It's not L4D3 but it found its niche.
Here's the problem: Turtle Rock. They abandon everything they touch, and yes the "Creators of L4D" abandoned their Left 4 Dead successor. Did they overhype the game? Yes. Was it stolen laurels? Yesn't? The game was fun with friends, but had no chance to ever take off with no mod support and zero faith from Turtle Rock.
Posted 30 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
97.0 hrs on record (48.1 hrs at review time)
I'M A FOOL - I KNOW NOTHING
Posted 28 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
129.5 hrs on record (14.7 hrs at review time)
Sony bad, Arrowhead good, Helldivers gooder
Posted 7 May, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
136.0 hrs on record (132.2 hrs at review time)
Okay, I'll catch you later then
Posted 13 February, 2024.
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10 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Guys, stop eroding the good will of your players. There's not much left.
Posted 14 December, 2023.
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69.1 hrs on record (39.0 hrs at review time)
This game taught me to rub my face against every suspicious-looking wall. (Hint: Every wall is sus)
Posted 14 December, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
183.2 hrs on record (44.0 hrs at review time)
★★★★★ - My pizza arrived through a hole in my wall, but thank goodness that loud Italian chef took care of it. Would order from Peppino's again.

Update: I've since 100% this game and if you need any real recommendation to buy this game. It's a third the price of a AAA game and or 1/2 the if you buy the BALLER soundtrack (You will) and already I've put 100+ hours into a game about a sweaty anxious Italian man. This game feels like it was made with someone's whole heart and it's worth the 20$ base price.
Posted 19 March, 2023. Last edited 20 April, 2023.
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14.0 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
Let me buy the OST already guys. Oh, and the game is great too
Posted 8 December, 2022.
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33 people found this review helpful
58 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Jackal is tracking, Dokkaebi is calling, Lion is wubbing, and Blitz is blitzing me.

But damn, I look good.
Posted 24 March, 2018.
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