this is the biggest friend request red flag i've ever seen

you've been lied to by the media, as usual. falling for the most obvious tricks ever haha! i expected as much haha! i am no gamer, dont be fooled. but i have to say i support gamers and all their rights and causes and stuff, many of my friends are gamers in fact. i am, however, a woman, you are correct in your assessment in that regard. -rep for being a fool

What is this? What am I looking at here? Is this for real? Are the rumors true? Is it even POSSIBLE? I don't believe my eyes my sense betray me, I just c ant believe what is before me. The gods could ascend from the very heavens and speak to me, face to face and tell me the facts but i simply would not believe them. This is a momentous day, the greatest in world history, at least to me. Nothing even comes close. This user.... I can't believe I'm seriously typing this, it doesn't seem real but this user.... this user is... a girl... AND a gamer.....

i thought i knew this user. i really did. i thought we were close and all that. all the hours we spent sending people malicious software through VRchat i even thought we were FRIENDS. but no. I was never more wrong. I met this user irl and found out they're a crazed lunatic who gets a SICK KICK out of picking up random toddlers off the street and dangling them by their ankles while yelling "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." this user is a sick psychopathic freak and frankly? just being frank here? i dont trust em! good @ tf2 though +rep!

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I, an atheist, accidentally said “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”

You read the title, I just cannot believe I said the “g” word on accident. Am I even an atheist anymore? I don’t like religion or anything but like maybe it infiltrated me and is manipulating me to say “oh my g*d” instead of “oh my science”. Please guys it wasn’t me, I didn’t mean it. I’m very disappointed in myself, I think I need to go to science camp or go to therapy. What if I’m secretly religious? what should I do? Is my foreskin going to fall off?? Please can someone give me advice, any advice is appreciated.

Best regards,

-an atheist(?)