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Jamarion   Bulawayo, Zimbabwe
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When I was 8 I tried to inflate my penis with a soccer ball pump. I'd heard of penis pumps but looking back I didn't quite understand the concept.
I stuck the needle into my urethra and inflated a few pushes. It gave me A half chub and a strong urge to urinate. I tried to go per but I just kinda farted out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and the per splattered everywhere like a sprinkler. 20 years later I get sharp pains randomly when I urinate. I'm almost positive I have a urethral structure.
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Flusha 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:19pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Bergly 7 Mar, 2022 @ 4:40pm 
What I remember about the rise of the Empire is ... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st Legion was discreetly transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, and what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Jedi Temple. Not a word.
validore 5 Sep, 2020 @ 2:07pm 
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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro-pain.....
validore 31 Aug, 2020 @ 10:54am 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
validore 23 Jul, 2020 @ 8:33pm 
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evo 12 Jun, 2020 @ 11:23am 
Swagology.