Great Weekend

Guten Rest Wocheende & schönen 3. Advent mein Bester/Beste!

You are in Weekend-Zone? Stay in Weekend-Zone!

Omen has absolutely massive balls

Have you seen them? They're amazing. Mysterious, I have never seen bigger balls. I love slapping my enemies in the eyes with my giant, shadowy balls. Allies too. Covering sentinels eyes in hallways and alleys. Nobody is safe. Gekko ult? Balls in his face. Iso? Balls. I've seen a lot of balls but trust, these are some of the biggest balls ever. Astra was sucking me and I was about to tap out but then I slapped her on the chin with my balls and actually she had to stop sucking because they were too big. Harbor too, he wanted to come over and soak me but believe it or not my balls were too big so he had to escape but he couldn't, my balls were too big. Sometimes when I'm feeling really sad, I just think about how big Omens balls are and I feel a little better.

Brian Pasternack, an ordinary librarian, discovered an old map in his library leading to Crungos Cavern.

Brian Pasternack