jfc I haven't updated this thing in years. Let's fix that.

I am a human that has a fixation on Metroidvanias, adventure games with an emphasis on discovery, role-playing games, space, and the oxford comma.
If I don't know you, and you leave a comment or make a friend request, expect it to go ignored. If I do know you, contact me through another channel and tell me who you are. The Sylvia is not for sale, so if you got here trying to pester me about it, give up - I do not appreciate stalkers. Also, if I think you're a bot and you leave a comment, expect it to be deleted.

Also, I am horrible at interacting with people. Have a nice day.


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I communicate at 2.438*10^8 smoots, or 24.38 megasmoots, per fortnight.


My name is Buttface McCheater, according to a game I right-clicked in.
My Kongregate account [www.kongregate.com]

Due to somebody having troubles finding my backpack.tf profile, It is here. [backpack.tf]
And I also have a Dicsord server, so come check out the Sh*thole of Sh*tposts! [discord.gg]