I Sexually Identify As An Attack Helicopter. Ever Since I Was A Boy I Dreamed Of Soaring Over The Oilfields Dropping Hot Sticky Loads On Disgusting Foreigners. People Say To Me That A Person Being A Helicopter Is Impossible And I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Retarded But I Don't Care, I'm Beautiful. I'm Having A Plastic Surgeon Install Rotary Blades, 30 Mm Cannons And AMG-114 Hellfire Missiles On My Body. From Now On I Want You Guys To Call Me "Apache" And Respect My Right To Kill From Above And Kill Needlessly. If You Can't Accept Me You're A Heliphobe And Need To Check Your Vehicle Privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.


Things that trigger me

steel beams
Telephone wires
Viet Nam
liberal policy’s
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